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Climate Spactivist

Sour faced entitled adolescent, scowling bogus scientific 'facts' in the name of saving the planet.
'As the insufferable Greta traversed the planet burning tonne upin tonne of aviation fuel, she remained oblivious that her fart sniffing, piss drinking life as a climate spactivist had sealed her fate.

'She will die a greasy haired, unfuckable, turd-licking nobody. Perplexed as to why coastal towns and cities aren't under 50 feet of sea water'.
by Herbie Dongsporran February 14, 2023
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climate realist

The phrase people who deny the evidence for human-caused climate change use to describe themselves.
"Senator Cruz is a climate realist."
by Desertphile April 26, 2016
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climate

The prevailing weather conditions of an area.
Holy crap dude the climate is hot here!
by kizzyy May 13, 2011
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Climate Hawk

A Climate Hawk is a person who understands that climate change is a threat to our safety and security. Climate Hawks favor taking aggressive action to neutralize the threat. Many Climate Hawks are environmentalists, but one does not need to be an environmentalist to be a Climate Hawk.
The Climate Hawk destroyed the climate appeaser in its mighty talons.
by Climate Hawk October 22, 2010
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Climate cuck

A person who is willing to give away their money and their rights to corrupt politicians because of "climate change".
Person A: "We have no time left! We need to raise taxes and give up our right to own and drive a car"
Person B: "You are such a climate cuck"
by ClintHerald January 27, 2020
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Climategate

A now thoroughly discredited attempt to discredit climate science, in which illegally obtained emails of scientists at the UK's climate research center at the University of East Anglia were carefully cherry-picked for out-of-context words and phrases that could be manipulatively interpreted as damning, and distributed to the media through, among other methods, fossil-fuel industry funded denialist organizations.

The scientists involved had no difficulty explaining the contexts behind the cherry-picked words and terms, and all were exonerated by subsequent investigations. Unfortunately, however, many more-casual observers who only followed the media frenzy resulting from the release of the emails remain unaware of the resolution of the matter, and still naively believe that Climategate "proved" malfeasance among climatologists.

The hackers who stole the emails from the University of East Anglia's servers have never been identified.
Sarah Palin: Climategate proves that all of climate science is a fraud!

Michael Mann: Sarah, you're so full of shit your eyes must be brown.
by SFPolack September 1, 2013
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Climate

Although commonly understood as the current goings on in weather, the 'climate' actually refers to the social situation:

Ie. what we're doing next, where we're going, who's in the situation, or what the vibe or situation is like in the situation your talking about.
This word is usually used in a situation where there isn't much to talk about other than the 'climate'
Cimply put, the climate is the situation
So, what's the climate like at McDonald's

So, what do you think of this climate
What's the climate lookin' like
by situational awareness May 1, 2018
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