Clacked

CLACKED. Hampshire UK term for when a man hits his testicals together accidentally and causes mind altering agony that usually causes vomiting or sometimes passing out due to the Wilkinson sword razor blade type pain that comes afterwards.

Dear God! I just CLACKED my nuts! I'm gonna faint!

by Microplus April 1, 2024

Clocked

Predominantly used in London.
To 'clock' is: to realise, to catch on, to notice.

1.) Shit! he clocked that i stole his phone.
2.) She clocked that something was wrong.

by martelldesu March 19, 2015

clocked-up

Busy.

Dude, I'd love to help you jack that car... but I'm totally clocked-up

by lopht January 19, 2009

Clucked out

When you bad off on drugs most likely heroin

Son really clucked out now. He used to run the project

by StThomas10 July 19, 2019

clocked

Observed, recorded, noted. Possibly related to determining the speed of a car by using a stopwatch to time its travel between two fixed points, such as "He was clocked doing 60 in a 45 zone".

"Hey that guy keeps eyeballing your iPod." "Yeah, I already clocked him."

by GayMedia April 4, 2010

clocked

Beaten, bashed, punished. To hit someone.

"Shut the fuck up before I clock you."
"He waz gettin' tough, so I clocked him one."

by Diego September 11, 2003

clocked out

To be asleep!

Where's Jim?

Oh he's in bed clocked out

by Xx25 February 2, 2014