Nigga Certified

When a white person is accepted as part of the black community.

Connor was Nigga Certified when Anthony first called him "nigga"

by whiteboy2332 June 15, 2010

Forklift Certified

Forklift Certified means you have an IQ above average and are a chad

You’re telling me you’re not forklift certified? Loser!

by Alexei DeVoss September 14, 2020

Clarted

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.

"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum

by pepargajeb November 10, 2020

CLG - Certified lover girl

A female who easily genuinely falls in love with a boy wholeheartedly.

Defined example : Based of observations, Kelsey is a CLG - certified lover girl .

by Kels15 August 19, 2022

Certified Public Accountant

Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.

Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.

Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."

Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.

by Matt, CPA August 30, 2006

G Manifesto Certified

G Manifesto Certified is some thing that is dope

This beat is so dope, its G Manifesto Certified

by Money B August 30, 2008

junior cert

ireland's over-hyped loada bollix test

hey man juss finished my junior cert.Now i can officially become a builder.

by Jonjoe-mossy June 23, 2010