CLEPtomania

A "sticky fingers" mental condition caused by excessive participation in the College Level Examination Program.

In the Red Green Show, the perpetually-on-parole petty-larceny criminal Mike Hamar claims to have been well-educated in certain subjects; I wonder if this is why he has a serious case of CLEPtomania???

by QuacksO September 11, 2020

Claptomaniac

A person with an uncontrollable urge to clap at every minor accomplishment, event, or situation—no matter how trivial or mundane. Claptomaniacs find it irresistible to applaud even the smallest of successes, like finishing a cup of coffee, sending an email, or correctly guessing the weather for the day. They often unintentionally create awkward moments by clapping in quiet settings, like libraries or elevators, to acknowledge achievements only they seem to notice.

While clapping is often a social cue for praise or excitement, a claptomaniac takes it to the next level, turning everyday moments into personal rounds of applause. Though harmless, their behavior can baffle those around them.

"I swear, Greg clapped when the microwave beeped. He’s a total claptomaniac!"

by streamerd October 6, 2024

Kleptomaniac

Kleptomaniac is a serial burglar. They wear a mask covering their eyes, making them look like a raccoon. Some have even been known to wear no mask, and enjoy lying, especially if they're a hairy female.
Officer, I found this beer, on the sidewalk. It was a pity, not to drink it.

What's you're name?
Waldo Lily Trudeau.

Actor's make the best kleptomaniac's. They get alot of practice at it. Politicians love them.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 6, 2020

Kleptomaniac

Someone who cannot always help stealing, nordo they always need to.

Brandon: Because they are a Kleptomaniac they may get feelings of joy from stealing that they cannot get from other ways.

Parker: Okay so? I don't want all my stuff stolen.

by AshtonTheTrashCan November 16, 2021

Kleptomaniacal

A word that most definitely exists, it is an adjective that describes someone who shoplifts items that they do not necessarily need

“You steal stuff you don’t even need. Why have you acting so Kleptomaniacal recently?”

by TheRealRoningtonJr June 13, 2022

Kleptomaniacrow

A mischievous crow who works for Death, stealing souls and shiny things.

Very clever as he can trick people into letting him steal their stuff. He doesn't really care much for the actual "soul reaping" part of his job; he just likes shiny stuff, even if it's fake.

"Wow I love the song Kleptomaniacrow by Madilyn Mei."

by HopeseerIsAnIdiot August 4, 2024

clitomaniac

A human excessively attracted to the female clitoris physically and mentally, mainly for pleasure, but also for endless curiosity due to the different shapes and sizes.

I fear John is now a fully fledged clitomaniac as he simply cant stop masturbating over clitporn......

by Horsepoes August 7, 2024