Lame like Roger Clemens

The epitome of being lame. It's hard to be lamer than someone who does steroids and blames his wife.

"Quit being lame like Roger Clemens"

by dreeze March 30, 2008

Clemmons, NC

A shithole town with nothing but old, rich white people.

I live in Clemmons, NC. You mean you go to West Forsyth?

by Random White September 12, 2018

Mt. Clemens

Best place to have been born in.

I was born in Mt. Clemens, and therefore am the best person ever.

by sfho9iukyhgfdlikyfgdkujhgfd August 5, 2009

roger clemens

The best pitcher in the history of Major League Baseball. A six-time Cy Young award winner for best pitcher in the American league. Also a mercenary who never really cared about the success of his teams; he only cared about winning a World Series for himself.

Roger Clemens is a great pitcher, but I hate him.

by RexGibson March 8, 2004

clemmons

shithole truckstop town that everyone hates.

"im from clemmons"

"FUCK HIM UP"

by a-rob...that awesome kid July 16, 2006

James Clemens High School

The better high school in the Madison, AL area. Students from the rival school Bob Jones may tell you different but that is because they are poor.

Bob: I got a lifted Jeep Wrangler for my sixteenth.

Billy: That’s such a James Clemens thing to say.

James Clemens High School students are rich and all drive jeeps

by sadbricks December 30, 2020

clemens-mode

When someone gets extremely mad, and they take it to another level, like when Hulk Hogan would hulk up in a wreslting match. In this mode, the person is likely to throw things, yell, and do other things that normal rational people would not.

Jared went into clemens-mode on that kid who didn't bring him food after he told him he wanted some, yelling at him and looking like he was going to kill him.

Edgar went into clemens-mode after that man ran over his foot with his car.

by SpyderXTX March 1, 2009