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Dr. Ron Clark

1. Probably one of the best professors at the University of Miami because of his use of "podcasts".
2. He is the undisputed Podcast King.
3. He also likes tigers.
3. See badass, tiger, sadomasochism
Hi, this is Ron Clark with the University of Miami and this is a two hour podcast on your mom.

Hi, I am Dr. Ron Clark and I like tigers.
by UMMSM Class of 2012 February 20, 2009
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Thomas Clarkson Academy

Thomas Clarkson Academy (abbreviated to TCA) is a shithole "school" located in Wisbech and is known for its insane teachers, sub-human students and many, many chavs.

The school is widely known for its 'incidents' such as students overdosing, coming in high, vandalism, cyberbullying and even at one point, murder.

As of writing the school has somehow achieved a 'Good' rating from Ofsted. With the principal, Richard Scott running the school*, it is an absolute mystery as to how the school achieved this.

Anyone in the area is highly recommended to avoid the building itself and anyone wearing blazers with the logo, or the green, blue or yellow ties worn by students

*by running, we mean watching over the balconies, noncing on year 7 girls and accusing random kids of smoking in the toilets.
"Hey did you hear about what happened at Thomas Clarkson Academy?"

"No, what happened?"

"Some crazy teacher flipped a table because of a girls makeup."

"Really? Jesus Christ..."
by massivesket287 March 11, 2020
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Clarisse

The most amazing beautiful girl who always knows how to make you feel good and is so funny and crazy and fun and you just gotta love her
She's such a Clarisse
by Issa boy toy July 21, 2016
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Clarys

A Clarys is someone who isn’t afraid to express herself, she’s optimistic and can withstand many hardships that’s happened to her. She’s mysterious, she always sees the bright in every situation, we don’t know what’s actually going through her head. She’s really likeable and nothing will stop her from smiling through the toughest of times. She’s got one of the greatest personalities and is always willing to help those who are in need; she always sees the bright side of people and it’s quite amazing. She’s under appreciated and deserves a lot more.
Person 1: dude look at her, she’s so cool.
Person 2: of course, that’s a Clarys
by K_S19 May 1, 2019
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Clarissa

A girl who is smart, sensitive, caring, nurturing, loving, adorable, and sweet; but has a sad, lonely, hurt, and dark side as well. A constant contradiction, doesn't like to be the one to make the decisions because she wants everyone to be happy. Always putting others before herself but not always doing it the way they want her to. Basically the best thing since sliced bread.
Boy: "Did you see Clarissa today, she looked amazing."

Girl: "That's because she's always amazing inside and out."
by BunnySprout December 9, 2013
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Jonny Clark

When someone denies doing something and says "I didn't do it!" in a tense, high pitched voice over a minor accusation.

'Jonny' referring to the original speaker that first used the phrase "I didn't do it!" and 'Clark' as in the former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark - people said she was male because of her looks.

'Jonny Clark' is used in New Zealand.
Person One: "Hey you took my pen!"
Person Two: "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Person Three: "What a Jonny Clark."
by edmondhc August 21, 2009
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Clarissa

Someone who is drop dead gorgeous and just the best. She has a voice like an angel. She smart and hilarious. She a real one she ain’t fake. She loves to sing. She loves her friends. She’s just amazing. There is no one like a Clarissa so if you know one don’t start drama with her because she’s a friend that will be with you for life.
Clarissa your so pretty!
by The best ever 11 March 4, 2018
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