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Clarence Reginald Whorley Award

This award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.

Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.

There is no contesting this award

This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.

2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.
Friend 1 "Is Carmen finally coming down to hang out?"

Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”

Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"
by Merchers February 2, 2010
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Clarece

Clarece: A name that originates from French name Clarita which means "Fame". Also derived from Clarus which means "Famous". So in a nutshell she's that girl you don't pass up cause you'll kill your self later when you see her all prosperus and fine. Kinda like the guy who broke up with Beyoncé in high school. #biggestL
Clarece is so fabulous, everyone loves her. Clarece's presence is honorary!
by Corrector of Definition January 3, 2017
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Clarence

Slang for weed, origin The Big Les Show based on the ugly little green alien Clarence.
"Yo boy set me some Clarence"
by Tomterd11 June 15, 2017
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clarence

a collective noun for different types of beans, specifically the calm, collected, and caring varieties. best cooked into a warm, heart-melting stew.
I've got a lovely clarence of beans at home!
by floopyant September 15, 2020
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Clarence the Cleaver

He’s next up in the game, they can’t stop him
Clarence speaking: “The Cleaver !”-Clarence the Cleaver
by GinRummy27 February 27, 2022
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clarence hickerson

A regular guy who was so lucky to find his soulmate his Taejah he's a guy who would joke around a lot and someone who would make a lot of mistakes but he will always put everything he has in his heart into the one he loves no matter what
1) Wow isn't that Clarence hickerson?
by clarence hickerson May 13, 2022
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Big Black Clarence

YOU CAN ABBREVIATE IT BY SAYING BBC!
BBC COME HERE AND WASH YOUR STANKY BUTT, YOU HAVEN'T TOOK A BATH IN 2 DAYS "CLARENCE"!
BIG BLACK CLARENCE
by RED CAKES December 11, 2019
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