Clapsterbate

When you achieve something great, but are alone and don't have someone to high five for it so you clap to yourself.

Last night I was killin' at Madden, but I was by myself so whenever I got a TD I had to clapsterbate instead of high fiving.

by Swaggmasta October 9, 2009

clapper

A stripper who is able to make her ass shake so vigorously that the cheeks clap, or the ass that claps.

Buffie the Body is a serious clapper.
I'll drop a dollar on a clapper with a snapper.

by Biguno September 1, 2006

Seal clapper

Insert your hands, palms together, into your girls ass cheeks. After begin to clap and wait for your bitch to scream like a seal.

"BEND OVER ITS SEAL CLAPPER TIME BITCH "

by The3amigos September 23, 2016

Clapper

A fast slap shot in the game of hockey. Goaltenders avoid these type of shots.

Joel ward just fucking shot a clapper, eh?

by Cja17 June 4, 2016

clapper rail

1- The hand rail around the main stage of the subpar strip club.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.

1-Look at Bubbles up there dancing on the Clapper Rail.

2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.

by Jacqueline Danielle 777 November 20, 2014

Clapster

A clapster is a person who may or may not have contracted or is openly spreading Chlamydia- (a curable, Sexually Transmitted Disease).

That guy looks like a real clapster.

by Keronica Kadwell December 19, 2018

Clapterial

A person you would definitely smash/clap.

Sam: "Damn, Stiffler's mom is pretty hot"
Finch: "Yeah, she is some high tier clapterial"

by Thememenecromancer January 5, 2021