Chlamydia Shorts

Skanky, ripped, short shorts that signify a woman is morally loose and likely an incubator of a sexually-transmitted disease, especially chlamydia.

That party was full of slutty chicks, rocking their chlamydia shorts and spray-tans.

by The Grimm Reaper June 19, 2014

chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

I’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

“i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today!”

by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018

Chlamydia

what's worse than Logan Paul?

nothing.

"Wow that is a really cute dog! Also I have chlamydia."

by suckyourmum02 January 2, 2020

climydia

A synonym of global warming and climate change created by "This Week In Science" on KDVS.

The planet is sick, dude. It's got a bad case of climydia.

by Cornellian February 18, 2009

Chlamydia

Cameron moulding

Phoebe:Awww that cameron lad has chlamydia

Davey:Don’t forget Gonnoreha!!

by Ffgjyrdsss July 28, 2018

clamidia

A beautiful girl's name

my daughter clamidia has the most beautiful name in the world

by NathanialZZ February 9, 2010

clamidia

an std with nasty discharge

such as lacie has clamidia cuz shes a nasty hoe

by kevin June 20, 2005