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The teaching that our thoughts control out reality. Similar to the power of positive thinking. The idea is what you think or believe will happen is ultimately what controls what will happen. If you think negative thoughts, you will get negative results. But if you think positive thoughts or just have “enough faith,” then you can have positive results.

Sometimes associated with religion, ie: "I claim it in the name of jesus"
Person 1: I really want to feel better.
Person 2: Take your meds, go to the doctor, and claim it!
by Venuszombae April 22, 2019
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claim the throne

1. To take the seat of principal power, esp. within a monarchy

2. To take a shit

3. To claim a toilet for the purposes of taking a shit
The rebels were poised to claim the throne after the king's power weakened.

A: "I'll be back in a few. I have to claim the throne."

B: "You bastard! I've been holding it for longer than you! There's only one toilet here!"
by CaptCouch May 22, 2016
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Claim-fuck

n./v.: An act of gruff and dominant ownership over your girlfriend’s bounce house, wherein you give it to her hard for 20-30 hot dick ft. before departing for errands or a social event, to remind her all her holes are yours and yours alone.
Ryder paused on the way out the door to bend me over the kitchen counter for a firm claim-fucking that left me wanting more. I could still see the outline of his magnificent boner through his khakis when we pulled up to the hardware store.
by Dorset Harlot June 11, 2018
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Claim staker

An individual who posts intimate details on another's facebook page to make public a relationship or "stake claim" on their man.
Did you see the claim staker on Scott's page? Her post about their dinner last week was so obvious!
by Rockgirl55 August 8, 2011
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Claim Session

A casual event in which a single person or group discuss all the rad shit they just did in the presence of a non-participant to make the non-participant feel inferior. The session can be started by a direct claim or for a smoother delivery, non essential details can be added when answering a question to seamlessly start a claim session. (Truth behind claimed events is irrelevant. Exaggerating is encouraged.)
(in the middle of a group of people)
Pedestrian: Hey bro how is the bowl skiing this morning?
G: I wouldn’t know, I just got done skiing central chute. Shit was tits deep with a manditory 40 footer at the bottom.
Suge: You stomped that shit G. Was that a 5 at the bottom?
G: Backside 9 bro.......... (Claim session begins at pedestrians expense)
by CLaiming June 18, 2011
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claim jumper

any person who moves in on someone else's significant other AFTER they've been schooled in the finer art of sexual experimentation by yourself
That claim jumping bastard Kyle! I taught Jenny everything I knew about wild sexual shit, then he makes a move on her.
by Steven October 26, 2004
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claim to lame

A claim to fame, which is lame
"I know everyone knows it now but I was one of the first 100,000 people to have seen "Gangnam Style" on Youtube."
"Wow! That's some claim to lame! Have you considered putting that on your business card?"
by Portmaguese1 October 7, 2012
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