Bicker Clobber

To hit something or someone with great force.

Dakotah stole my dollar, so I bicker clobbered him in the head.

by Benny Frank June 3, 2009

Clobber

Clothing or work wear ( Australian slang)

It's too hot to get about in that clobber!

by Mrsmaczzz March 16, 2018

clobber the kleenex

to jack off into a kleenex.

stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!

by Jenna April 5, 2003

clobberstab

To stab and clobber, simultaneously.

Coyote and Noq wanted to clobberstab those responsible for the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre

by Noq January 13, 2004

Robber Clobber

When you are capable of stopping up a toilet in a hotel bathroom with a singular bodily function. More specifically at a Red Lion

OMG!!! What happenned, it stinks. And the toilet is completely backed up!

HAHAHA, I did a Robber Clobber!

by Kimmy Wimmy October 15, 2008

Clobbered

To be in the prescence of a balls-naked Ray Childress (ex-Houston Oiler), perfecting a yoga pose in the steamroom at the Houstonian gym, while trading stocks via cell phone.

I want to go stretch in the steamroom but Ray Childress is in there and I don't want to get "clobbered."

by Haent August 14, 2009

clobberfaced

a variant of shitfaced

He was pretty clobberfaced when he was thrown out of a casino for poking a girl in her boob.

by Bob Baxter January 24, 2004