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circumcised

adj.
1. Uninteresting; boring or bereft of quality and value. Also: lacking in goodness or beauty.
2. Ultimately disappointing.
Quiznos closed before I could get my sandwich? That is so circumcised! or I'm of Baroque sensibility and I find Modernist Bauhaus aesthetic to be so circumcised.
by IanNYC July 5, 2006
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One time a few wiffens past when kings, queens and jesters roamed the world, there was a king. He did bad things. He was a crooked king who wrongfully burned birds, chopped up chinese people, and threw their remains into his moat. On a certain day the albinos got fed up with his wrong doings. The albinos never did like to get tortured with red hot shafts being impaled into their belly buttons, how could you blame them anyway?
They snuck into the castle via the dungeon, they battled his hideous freaks that lurked in the dungeon and worked their way upstairs. To his bedroon they went where he lay sound asleep. They captured him, not a peep was heard by the guards who stood right outside of his bedroom door. They threw him from his window and had the most angry albino of the clan decapitate him. He swung, and missed, only slicing the top portion of his skull off completely.
The kings name was... Sir. Comesized.
The reason for the beheading of him... He was a dick.
Sir Cumsized once humiliated me in public at the local tavern.
by T-Jayzel May 27, 2005
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circumcised

Used to describe a morbidly skinny individual with very large facial/cranial features. Closely resembles the morphology of a circumcised penis.

Being circumcised is a very common trait in overweight individuals who, for whatever reasons, have rapidly lost a substantial amount of weight.
1) ...Pointing at a crackhead with a swollen face, "That individual is most certainly circumcised."

2) After his bout with bubonic plague, the once 418 pound man had been circumcised.
by estupido April 13, 2005
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Circlecise

To remove unnecessary, superfluous, cumbersome, annoying friends from a Google+ Circle
I am going to review my Google+ Circles and Circlecise any unnecessary contacts
by JoelFaced August 22, 2011
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Circumcised candy cane

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.
by Cheeseitgang January 4, 2021
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circumcised

"Casper is circumcised"
by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022
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