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John Craig

John Craig is a huge retard
by Papa petey November 22, 2019
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Craig Tucker

A character from South Park. Known for his nasal voice and general cynisim. He wears a blue hat with flaps and ties on it, which has a yellow poof ball on top. He has shiney black hair. He gets into trouble alot, usualy for flipping everyone off. He can't help it. Craig's whole family is like that. He's also gay for Tweek. Few people know this.
by Figure.10 June 1, 2009
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cirwin

(Pronounced Sir-win)
-Noun/Verb

A person or the act of ejaculating on other peoples belongings without permission, while viewing the act of transvestite adult content (i.e porn). The act usually leaves a tell tale sign of sex lube or hand lotion.
Dude, you totally cirwined on his monitor last night

That guy is such a cirwin
by Something Aweful November 10, 2006
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craiged

To get craiged,
To be craig,
Craig david,
To be craig.
To take copious amounts of craig and turn into craig. Usually on a friday or saturday night and or both including sunday morning

Nick says "Hey jase lets get craiged tonight"
Jase says " i already am craig"
Nick says "i am craig as well "
Craig says" i am walking away "
by lowi February 4, 2014
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cirgiment

Where 2 spiders brawl to the death.
Damn nigga you see that cirgiment last night that shit was boolin
by Slice of pie December 2, 2020
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Craig Ferguson

Scottish late-night tv host, who also acts and writes novels. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson can be seen at 12:35/11:35c on CBS, after Letterman.

Despite not having a band or "A-list" guests, Craig is consistently funny 5 days a week, with improvised monologues, puppets, viewer emails, and sketches. He frequently does sketches about Sean Connery, Michael Caine, and Prince Charles.

Craig has also been in The Drew Carey Show, and has written two novels: Between The Bridge and the River, and his autobiography American on Purpose, which comes out on September 22, 2009.

In my opinion, the best late-night tv show out there.
1. Friend: "Want to come to my house for a party tonight?"
Me: "No thanks, I'll be watching Craig Ferguson"

2. Apartment above me: "Ughhh we can't sleep because they're laughing so loud at Craig Ferguson. Maybe we should watch him.....*turn tv on*......BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
by scubasaurus July 31, 2009
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Malcolm Craig

Malcolm Craig is the drummer from Calpurnia. He is a great and funny person. He makes many happy and plays in the band alongside Jack Anderson, Finn Wolfhard, and Ayla Teslar- Mabe.
Uncultured Person: Hey! Ya know that drummer in Calpurnia?

Cultured Person: Yeah! Thats Malcolm Craig
by paris0309 July 26, 2018
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