Son: Hey mom, do cigarettes expire? Mom: No, but the people the smoke them do. Son: But, dad smo- wait... DADDDDDDD!!
by Izzyy Bizzyy November 21, 2020
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What are they u say?
Cancer sticks are cigarettes
What are they u say?
Cancer sticks are cigarettes
by Axrx April 6, 2022
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"Mark said he picked up cigarettes to deal with stress, and now he’s stressed about how to quit cigarettes
"Yeah, I only started smoking to take breaks at work, now I’m behind a dumpster questioning all my life choices"
"Yeah, I only started smoking to take breaks at work, now I’m behind a dumpster questioning all my life choices"
by Alon-A December 13, 2025
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Where's Chris?
Oh you know, he's a cigarettes after sex fan so most likely in his room napping to them.
Oh you know, he's a cigarettes after sex fan so most likely in his room napping to them.
by Mremt June 4, 2022
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- closet bisexuals
- music snobs who think they're better than everyone else (and they'd be correct)
- people who cry an unhealthy amount
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- closet bisexuals
- music snobs who think they're better than everyone else (and they'd be correct)
- people who cry an unhealthy amount
- women who nap everyday
"hey where's elizabeth?"
"i don't know, probably locked in her room, getting high, flooding her room with tears then having a fat nap. after all, she DOES listen to cigarettes after sex"
"i don't know, probably locked in her room, getting high, flooding her room with tears then having a fat nap. after all, she DOES listen to cigarettes after sex"
by belle1024 May 19, 2021
Get the cigarettes after sex mug.Cigarettes after sex is when you smoke one or more cigarettes after you have sex. It's the best cigarette or cigarettes you could ever have. Cigarettes after sex is also a type of music. Since vaping is at least 95% healthier than cigarettes, then maybe vaping after sex could become a thing.
Dale: That was great sex, Nancy!
Nancy: I know, sug!
Dale: *Smokes 3 cigarettes.
Dale: Cigarettes after sex is the best cigarettes ever.
Nancy: I know, sug!
Dale: *Smokes 3 cigarettes.
Dale: Cigarettes after sex is the best cigarettes ever.
by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023
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They have the most beautifully impactful lyrics.
They have the most beautifully impactful lyrics.
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