Tobacco blended and rolled in paper, sealed in glue.
Smoked by lighting and inhaling.
Over 1 billion people in the world are smokers, probably more.
Smokers do not care about their health, therefore making them badass as hell because they look death in the face and say "Suck my left one."
Smoked by lighting and inhaling.
Over 1 billion people in the world are smokers, probably more.
Smokers do not care about their health, therefore making them badass as hell because they look death in the face and say "Suck my left one."
Person 1: Man, i'm gonna go smoke a cigarette.
Person 2: Duude, thats soo bad for you. You're frying your lungs, you know?
Person 1: *Proceeds to roundhouse Person 2 in the ribs and stands over him* I don't give a fuck.
Person 2: Duude, thats soo bad for you. You're frying your lungs, you know?
Person 1: *Proceeds to roundhouse Person 2 in the ribs and stands over him* I don't give a fuck.
by AndGreg April 20, 2008
Get the Cigarettemug. by Derek July 25, 2004
Get the cigarettesmug. 1),Jeff: "What's that? It reminds me of when I was a teenager".
Angie: "Karen smokes".
Me (embarassed that she snitched after she promised me she wouldn't): "ANGIE!"
Angie: "Well, you're the one with the cigarettes in your hand!"
Jeff: "Smokey The Clove".
2) When I was a smoker I didn't smoke my cigarettes every day. How can you smokers manage to smoke a pack or two of cigarettes daily? I could never smoke that much. I only smoked six cigarettes maximum in a day, and that was fine for me.
Angie: "Karen smokes".
Me (embarassed that she snitched after she promised me she wouldn't): "ANGIE!"
Angie: "Well, you're the one with the cigarettes in your hand!"
Jeff: "Smokey The Clove".
2) When I was a smoker I didn't smoke my cigarettes every day. How can you smokers manage to smoke a pack or two of cigarettes daily? I could never smoke that much. I only smoked six cigarettes maximum in a day, and that was fine for me.
by Karen Stickney October 14, 2007
Get the cigarettesmug. A pinch of tobacco rolled in the kinda crappy paper that bus tickets are made out of with a filter on them...mostly...unless you smoke rolls ups. I Personally love them. Nobody is going to change my opinion. If you love them too, big ups to you. If you don't, quit moaning and don't smoke. Us smokers are perfectly aware that fags may well be the death of us. WE DON'T CARE. Do you think we don't read those ricdulous warning s on the packs while we get one out? Jeezzzz.Btw B&H rule :D
Tara: *is having a cigarette*
Retard: Don't do that it's bad for your health, ouch the smoke is getting in my eyes
Tara: Fuck off then.Simple as.
Retard: Don't do that it's bad for your health, ouch the smoke is getting in my eyes
Tara: Fuck off then.Simple as.
by Tara the Pirate July 26, 2006
Get the cigarettemug. A cigarette every now and then is a guilty pleasure. As another person said, smoking cigarettes on occassion (1-3 a day) or just socially is OK and not very harmful. Smoking a pack or even half a pack in a day is a sign that you need help. I'm definitely not going to make smoking cigarettes a habit, because I know how dangerous they are. I do love the taste of them though, but not enough to became addicted to them.
by SuperSonicX September 23, 2005
Get the cigarettemug. Something to put in your mouth so some ignorant fuck will come up to you and say, "smoking is harmful." Then the smoker can reply by punching the homo in the face or at the very least blowing a large puff of smoke in their direction.
by 2pac October 14, 2003
Get the cigarettemug. I'm a social smoker who sometimes smokes when I'm feeling down. I can go for months without a cigarette.
by Grave Yard Duck August 31, 2003
Get the cigarettemug.