Definitions by Alon-A
cigarettes
A perfectly legal way to slowly lose $10, your lung capacity, and the ability to climb stairs without sounding like you just ran a marathon. Commonly smoked to "take the edge off," eventually taken up full-time to deal with the stress of trying to quit. Cigarettes are often used used to look cool in high school, only to realize fifteen years later that lung cancer isn’t very fashionable.
"Mark said he picked up cigarettes to deal with stress, and now he’s stressed about how to quit cigarettes
"Yeah, I only started smoking to take breaks at work, now I’m behind a dumpster questioning all my life choices"
"Yeah, I only started smoking to take breaks at work, now I’m behind a dumpster questioning all my life choices"
cigarettes by Alon-A December 13, 2025