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cider lout

a old drunk who drinks cheap nasty cider to excess
Tom always drinks cider hes a cider lout.
by grumpyboy September 26, 2005
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Cider Tang

Eating out your old lady after she freshens her love hole with a little vinegar and water douche.
Bev douches with vinegar and water. I love eating that cider tang.
by Eaton Holgoode March 16, 2017
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Cider baby

ring of fat gained from excessive drinking of cider, a version or the "beer belly" but for somebody who drinks dump loads of cider, booya
dave " went home with that chick from the bar last night"
dean "oh saweet, how did it go?"
dave" started pretty good, had to leave early tho cause when i was feelin her tits up it turns out i was actually nursing her cider baby"
dean "aww gutted mate"
by neil jordan February 16, 2009
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Cider Dance

A dance you perform, after vast quantaties of cider have been consumed.
The dance itself involves rolling around on the floor and has the option for inclusion of: vommit and shouting, though they are not always necessary. The Cider Dance is always an enjoyable experience.
A. C'mon do the Cider Dance with me tonight, yeh?
B. Hella yeh, I love the Cider Dance.
by loulouee March 31, 2009
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Cider Fever

A medical condition originating from the Cotswolds, England. The sufferer’s face and hands go blotchy, speech slurs and balance deteriorates after drinking excessive amounts of scrumpy.

Unlike Fuzzy Cuffs which has no known cure, Cider Fever is typically treated with a very large Indian meal and plenty of rest.
Chris: “Did you see Paul in the pub last night?”

Sam: “Yes, he went very pink, started ranting and fell over. Poor guy got a bad case of Cider Fever.”
by LawrenceLB October 13, 2021
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cider belly

Someone who drinks a little too much fermented apple juice.

On top of acidic stomachs and a tendency to throw up at the end of the night, they will have the cider drinking equivalent of a large beer gut.
Hey! When are salad dodger and cider belly going to arrive? There's no one to make fun of until they turn up!
by Paul.C October 28, 2007
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cider sissy

A manly man that chooses cider over beer at every occasion.
Pete, you want something from the bar?
Yeah, I'll have a cider.
Pete, you're a cider sissy.
by Dr. Dabbles September 25, 2013
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