cider lout

a old drunk who drinks cheap nasty cider to excess

Tom always drinks cider hes a cider lout.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

Road Cider

Randomly placed bottles filled with cider colored liquid found along any major highway or road. From a car traveling at high speed they appear to be bottles of unfinished apple juice, when in reality the various containers are filled with human urine.

Dedicated truck drivers who's pay load is always on time frequently slug many quarts of caffinated beverages to stay alert. As their bladder swells, the innovative road warrior then tinkles carefully in the soft drink bottle while maintaining control of a 30 Ton rig at highway speed. To make sure that there will be no mistakenly drank pee pee as fatigue sets in later on, the trucker wisely tosses the road cider from the truck and reaches for another 2 liter of Mountain hollar.

by OB_77 September 17, 2011

Cider Tang

Eating out your old lady after she freshens her love hole with a little vinegar and water douche.

Bev douches with vinegar and water. I love eating that cider tang.

by Eaton Holgoode March 16, 2017

Apple Cider

A more recent drug related slang term for acid, officially known as LSD (lysergic acid diethylamide).

AppleCider
A-----CID--

Whoa, this is some of the strongest apple cider I've had in a while dude!

by craigory g. September 26, 2012

The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.

Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini

by north east knowledge September 24, 2017

Crimson Cider

An Alcoholic beverage typically consumed during the fall season containing both apple cider and a 40 oz bottle of malt liquor of your choice. take a few power sips (Chug) down until the alcohol reaches the label then top that bitch off with some apple cider and boom there you have a Crimson Cider (AKA Bronze Cider, Jonny 40oz). Out tastes the infamous Brass Monkey according to many testers. This delicious drink originated in Western Pennsylvania.

The two ingredients for a "Crimson Cider" are
1) i.e hurricane, steel reserve, olde english, mickeys, colt 45
mixxxxxed with

2) Any Apple Cider NOT APPLE JUICE!!

by Collegedranker1213 November 9, 2012

Cider baby

ring of fat gained from excessive drinking of cider, a version or the "beer belly" but for somebody who drinks dump loads of cider, booya

dave " went home with that chick from the bar last night"
dean "oh saweet, how did it go?"
dave" started pretty good, had to leave early tho cause when i was feelin her tits up it turns out i was actually nursing her cider baby"
dean "aww gutted mate"

by neil jordan February 16, 2009