chowned

To get shot at school.

Dude, my sister's boyfriend got totally Chowned last month.

by Chowned May 13, 2007

chowned

To be purposely killed by a teammate in an online game (teamkilled).

Damn, last night we were getting totally Chowned in Counterstrike by some jerk dropping grenades at our spawn point. Felt like being on the Virginia Tech server.

by Chowned May 13, 2007

cpwned

to be completely and utterly owned by a cone.

a term used in autocross circles to denote that one hit a significant number of cones due to one or more driving mistakes or improper line choice resulting in time penalties or ultimately a DNF.

i got cpwned on that run!

by codewhore August 23, 2005

Chwedgie

when a piece of material is pulled up between your chesticles in a wedgie style- but on ure chest

usualy happens with harnesses or womens underwear
"aah this harness is giving me a chwedgie"
"hahaha arse chest!"
or
"hey im gunna give that bitch a chwedgie"
"hahaha arse chest!"

by Orangecrazy November 3, 2008

chowned

Child Owned. To get tapped by a woman and have a child as a result

Dude! you have a kid! and you're 20!!! dude! Chowned!

by Twitch Jones February 28, 2008

chowned

To be used in accusation of a embarrising or degrading moment.
can also be used to express admaration or pride. a very versatile expression

CHOWNED! *as waiter drops dinner over someones face*
OR
*gets text from sexy lady* 'dude chowned'

by Henry May 13, 2005

cowned

Kicked by a cow. Cow + owned.

Fred tried to tip Bessie, but she woke up first and he got cowned.

by The Fucking Police December 15, 2007