Chestermite

A chestermite is a person who resides in a small region located in West Valley City Utah, more specifically between 2100 S. south to 3100 S. and Redwood Rd. east to 1000 W. These degenerates are often uneducated experts in; sneak thievery, deception, drug abuse, incest, humanity degradation, toothlessness, banjo making, rapid child reproduction, welfare abuse, bestiality, pawn procedures, Ford trucks, NASCAR, using any random item to assist with the ingestion of methamphetamine, things to use toothpaste for except the cleaning of teeth and/or tooth, water conservancy by virtue or elimination of bath/shower and Auto Zone SKU numbers.

I wonder of that Chestermite buys his clothes at the same place he buys his car batteries?

by Chestermitehater April 19, 2011

Clusterfuckchella

Coachella 2010

Did you go to Coachella this year?

No, I went to Clusterfuckchella.

by shmemenaynaynay May 11, 2010

chivalry clusterfuck

When so many people try to hold the door for each other that no one actually gets through the door.

A: Dude, how could you have been late for the exam?

B: Bro, it was a chivalry clusterfuck out there. I couldn't get in the building!

by Lil' Rae February 27, 2014

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.

Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008

clusterfuck

south sudan

south sudan is a clusterfuck

by suns1202 February 12, 2021

clusterfuck

Military term for an operation in which multiple things have gone wrong. Related to "SNAFU" (Situation Normal, All Fucked Up") and "FUBAR" (Fucked Up Beyond All Repair).

In radio communication or polite conversation (i.e. with a very senior officer with whom you have no prior experience) the term "clusterfuck" will often be replaced by the NATO phonetic acronym "Charlie Foxtrot."

By the time the artillery came in the enemy was already on top of us. It was a total clusterfuck.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

captain clusterfuck

A person who is completely unable to do anything right or to make things work. If given any task he/she will fuck it up causing problems for everybody.

Mike: How will be in charge of the christmas office party this year?

Al: I will take the title of marster of the ceremony?
Mike: Al, the only title you can take is Captain Clusterfuck. You can not organize a trip to the bathroom, let alone a party. Everything given to you is doomed for failure.

by buck neckid ALM December 6, 2010