amish butter-churner

When having sex with a woman who is lactating, collect a glass of her breast milk. Place your woman on her back with her legs in the air and pour the breastmilk into her vaginal canal. Procede to FUCK her straight down as though you are churning butter. When the milk curdles, wipe it on a piece of toast and feed it to your partner.

"Dude, last night my chick was hungry, so I gave her an Amish Butter-Churner!"

by Kam!kaze February 12, 2007

The Amish Churner

When a man puts half&half and butter into a woman's vagina or anus and repetitively inserts his penis in the vagina or anus in a churning fashion.

"Sarah wanted to try somethin' kinky so I gave her The Amish Churner"

by Grandma's Dumper September 10, 2008

churneying

An unnecessary extension or addition to a joke or comment which causes the audience to have a will to banish the "churneyer" from society.

Person A: "Do you like my tie?"
Peron B (i.e the one "churneying"): "Yes, but I'm not sure that you shoes are polished enough, since if they were I would be able to see my face in them."

by The Mighty Shprutzer February 24, 2009

churnerator

someone that creates unnecessary or unproductive work or stress (that is, “churn”); 2) a person responsible for inducing wide-spread distraction, especially in an organization. Synonyms: crisis generator, crisis architect, chucklehead.

“My new co-worker a bona fide churnerator; he is very proficient at identifying hypothetical problems, magnifying their importance, and proposing expensive solutions to fix them.”

by El Heje December 6, 2009

Butter churner

When a lactating women fills a cup with breast milk then a man pours that into her vagina as a lubricant and proceeds to penetrate in and out in a churning motion until a frothy, vitamin filled, butter is made

We did the butter churner last night and had some home grown buttered toast for breakfast .

by God Banjo April 28, 2016

German Butter churner

when you put macaroni and cheese up a girls vagina. then once its all inside, you get a spoon. you then stick the spoon inside the vagina. then you churn the mac inside like you would a butter churner. then when you stop, she then proceeds to push the mac and cheese out of her vagina. then you eat the mac and cheese.

bro the German Butter churner is so sick i almost lost it.

by johnny copperdick December 14, 2016

Michigan Milk Churner

A sexual act in which a man cums into a woman's anus and urinates and keeps fucking her.

Jake: "Dude, i gave jessica a Michigan Milk Churner last night!"
Jamal:"Sweet Dude! How long did you keep going for?"
Jake:"like 2 Minutes."
Jamal:"Thats Crazy Dude!"

by Conjure04 November 1, 2019