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Churned

The act of performing a 180 degree turn in Halo while simultaneously connecting with a head-shot and shouting "GET CHURNED MOTHER FUCKER"...and making butter.
GET CHURNED BITCH.
by Poopooplatter89 July 2, 2012
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churned out

The state of being burned out from acting like you're working hard.
Larry: Where's that lazy bastard Nigel today?

Gerald: He took a sick day.

Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.
by Eric Maan July 17, 2009
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Churned Shlontent

The soggy, meandering, poorly paced streaming content that doesn't follow storytelling norms because it's intended to be binged while also looking at your phone.
I'm not going to watch the new Churned Shlontent on Disney+ or Netflix. I value my time!
by SRSLY WRONG October 13, 2023
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getting churned

Putting a stick of butter in your asshole then getting ass fucked
I love getting churned by my husband
by Kirchoffer January 12, 2016
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Get [her] butter churned

The female equivalent to the masculine phrase indicating a level of arousal commesurate with "get his dick wet. In this case, in reference to being the recipient of (penetrated by) a phallus during or for the sole purpose of sexual intercourse.
"Oh my god... Stacy is just throwing herself at that guy! She must really want to get her butter churned tonight."
by Albertotomba August 15, 2012
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Green Bay butter churned

The act of lactating into an anus, then fucking the hole until it becomes butter.
Hey Jim, would you be willing to Green Bay butter churned me tonight.
by SlayerSSN7 January 25, 2023
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Ice Cream Churner

An Ice Cream Churner is when one has become so use to not working and rolling around on the couch smoking darts that the body has become like that of a "Ice Cream Churner". Rolling around and around, smoke coming from the mouth, as well as verbal banter. Ice Cream Churner's have been known to fall asleep in seconds and uncontrollable utter threats during extended periods of sleep.
Look at Hicey, he's been rolling around on that couch so long he's become an Ice Cream Churner.
by el.harp July 6, 2010
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