chuffed to bits
chuffed to bits by fenotter October 11, 2011
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Chuffed to Bits
The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects
One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.
One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.
"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"
"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"
"O I M8 thank you bruva!"
"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"
"O I M8 thank you bruva!"
Chuffed to Bits by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019
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Chuffed to the Muff
Next time you nail that presentation at work or knock a minute off your mile run, tell a friend that you’re “chuffed to the muff,” aka very pleased with yourself.
Chuffed to the Muff by casualuk February 6, 2022
chuffed to fuck
"i see alec's chuffed to fuck" commented kevin "one of his gnomes has just come third in the Miss Dagenham competition"
"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"
"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"
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chuffed as a beavers clout
chuffed as in happy. Beavers clout as in a beavers vagina. And the word chuffed used instead of chaffed (ie rubbed sore due to prikly hairs)for humerous effect. used to describe how happy you are.
chuffed as a beavers clout by mznxbcv November 7, 2007
chuffed out
Chuffed is a Northern word for "happy" really happy. So "Chuffed Out" can literally mean happy beyond comprehension.
It also has a darker meaning: knackered, beyond caring, blown away.
It also has a darker meaning: knackered, beyond caring, blown away.
1/ I'd just bought a new Porsche and was completely chuffed out.
2/ We had been in the pub for hours; Dave was the worst for wear, he was completely chuffed out.
2/ We had been in the pub for hours; Dave was the worst for wear, he was completely chuffed out.
chuffed out by maudibe May 25, 2016
Chuffed chaser
Chuffed chaser by Long johns pizza May 12, 2021