Chicksand

The feeling of utter helplessness due to being in a relationship with a woman that is so overbearing and controling that you have no control over your life. Also known as a 'pussy'.

Bryon: Dude. I can't watch the game with you today. Hilda wants me to go pottery shopping with her.

Bill: But it's the playoffs!

Bryon: Sorry dude. We are also going to the Farmer's Market.

Bill: You are stuck in chicksand .. bye bye

by diegodiegodiego May 7, 2011

chicksan

Dudesan Chicksan is used as a courtesy title in Japanese-speaking areas as a suffix to the given name, surname, or title of the person being addressed, regardless of age or gender: Yamamoto san; sensei-san. You don't speak Japanese, can't pronounce the name, or you just don't know their name so you just add Chick. Or it's just one one of your pals.

Yo "Chicksan" can you get me another beer form the bar I'm hittin' the can.

by Keith Wolff November 12, 2004

Chicksand

Originating from the ABC comedy Happy Endings, chicksand is when a guy is stuck in a relationship that he's desperately trying to get out of.

Dave: I've tried everything to break up with her, but nothings working.

Brad: Dude, you're stuck in some serious chicksand.

by IGBAT May 16, 2011

chucksmidt

when you throw up and in the process of throwing up you shit your pants

Oh man, I was so drunk last night that I chucksmidted myself.

by Eric The Generic January 27, 2008

chicksadude

when youre going in to kiss a girl, and then you realize that its not a girl after all, but a guy. Can also be vice versa.

1. I was leaning to kiss this hot girl i met at a club, then i looked into her eyes and i realize...chicksadude!

2. first used in what i like about you by vince

by sesameseeds January 17, 2010

chicksand

When a guy gets so into a relationship with a girl, he can get himself out.

Guy: "I can't stand hanging out her any more but I don't know how to end it."

Friend: "Dude, you're in chicksand."

by nmbr1son May 3, 2011

Chicksand

Like quicksand, but with girls. The situation a dude may find himself in if he has breakfast with a one night stand. Sure, it starts out as an hour of breakfast, but that quickly becomes a day being dragged shopping. Before you know it, you're in a situation where you're sinking into an accidental relationship.

Yeah, will went for breakfast with the random after hooking up. He's now drowning in chicksand!

by Justanotherjack May 7, 2011