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Christanic

Christanic

Earth orbits around the Sun for one Armageddon. Then Armageddon ends and New Earth is formed. Once Earth has reached an equilibrium. We wait in silence because God’s Kingdom is at hand. We are scarred by the holy scepter. Noah’s ark was built to last 40 days and 40 nights. Armageddon lasted 2000 years and then came Peace; at a price. Christ reigned for 2000 years in the biblical sense. The four horsemen came and caused the end of the world. Another bible was written and placed by Gideons.

Only time will tell…
Christanic is awesomeness.
by JeffMASSACRE March 11, 2024
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Christan Labootoff

Similar to Booting Off or Going Off, but a play on words from the famous shoe brand Christian Louboutin.
"I'm buzzing for Saturday, it's gonna Christian Labootoff" OR "Is the bar busy, it looked like it's Christan Labootoff in there"
by M0NEM May 13, 2021
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Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the Antichrist.
Christanic is like Satanic… but it’s Christanic.
by JeffR3M1X April 27, 2024
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lazy christan

The person who says they are Christan but only goes to church on Christmas
"You going to church Joe?"
"Nah I'mma just watch the live stream."
"Wow you are a lazy Christan."
by Web quest December 9, 2018
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Christanic

Christanic is the newly coined term for the belief in luck. Feeling lucky? Christanic!
Lucky the God of Luck would like to teach us the Art of Luck in this new book called Luckhardis.

Luck is the phenomenon and belief that defines the experience of improbable events, especially improbably positive or negative ones.
Lucky thing, I found you a Monkey Paw.
The Art of Luck clearly states to become lucky one must have an object of meaningfulness. It obtains a sense of belonging that brings peace and zen. To oneself luck can be called crafty. Being lucky scratches the surface where only a Higher Power can touch.
Luck functions when the stars align like in the Zodiac.
Life’s a gamble, so make the best of it, or meet your timely demise.
Hail the Soldier of Fortune, Luckhardis!
He brings gifts of Praxis.
Luck follows him everywhere like a shadow, you can’t escape! Practice luck in mana steps, but your luck runs out. It only leads you down the River of Styx. Pay the toll.
Is Christanic like a lucky kind of thing?
by JeffR3M1X April 28, 2024
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Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the existence of Jesus Christ.
If you believe in the existence of Jesus Christ, you must be Christanic.
by JeffMASSACRE May 10, 2024
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Christanic

Christanic is the belief of the Antichrist returning from hell to defeat God.
He thought he was Christanic but hell hath no fury!
by 7G0X June 9, 2022
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