Chrissie

The most amazing person ever in every possible respect. She's the best friend someone could ever have, but she has the tendency to be underestimated and taken for granted.

Girl 1: Wow, that's so horrible that you back-stabbed Chrissie! She was the best friend you ever had.
Girl 2: I know, I'm a whore and I should repent.
Girl 1: You were just jealous that she is gorgeous, smart, self-confident, is super fun with a great personality, and on top of all that has a perfect boyfriend.
Girl 2: It's true.

by 2bhwab2m December 28, 2008

Chissue

Any issue you or a friend could have with a chick.

Chick + Issue + Chissue

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend has been a real bitch lately.

Guy 2: You clearly have a real chissue.

by bgerson June 28, 2009

Christmess

the paper and ribbons and tree needles left all over the house during December

I'd love to have you over but my place is too much of a Christmess disaster area.

by oceanswimmr November 30, 2010

Chrissexual

The definition of being Total obsessed over Chris Hemsworth or Chris Evans.

Katrine: I love Chris Evans so much
Me: you must be Chrissexual

by Thequeenofasgard! January 23, 2021

ave christus rex

Deriving from Latin, literally meaning ‘Hail Christ The King’.
Mostly used by christbros on catholic/orthodox edits on tiktok

Person 1: Ave Christus Rex.
Person 2: Amen.

by solitarydude October 30, 2023

chrispescado

NICA and narnian = chrispescado/crispy nigga, nuff said

Jim: hey who the fucks that fresh kid?

Bob: OH that's the new guy,I heard he's a chrispescado.

Jim: Damn..there goes my girlfriend...

by Buzz Lightyearr March 17, 2010

Chrissie

An Oompa Loompa; One who forgets all morals in order to back-stab every single friend for her own wants.

I would never want to be Chrissie.

by Ihcsfm June 13, 2008