Coughing fever

The uncontrollable urge to cough whenever a little bit of smoke enters the room. Usually occurs after one person starts and often infects the entire room.

Man 1- "sniff sniff" Is that smoke?
Man 1- "Cough Cough"
Man 5748932057- "Cough Cough"
Public Speaker- Fuck Coughing fever

by jonward34 May 11, 2009

dorm cough

A seemingly causeless state of semi-sickness that afflicts college students living in dorms at the beginning of every year and that mysteriously disappears when at home, only to return again the minute you scan back into your dorm.

CJ: *cough* God damn, when is this cold gonna go away?
Dylan: It's dorm cough dude, that shit is with you for the long haul.

by LRoy10 November 6, 2010

Otter Cough

the uncontrollable cough/throat tickle you get when eating an otter pop treat.

Damn that otter cough was intense, why does somthign so tasty make you cough?

by sempai73 October 3, 2008

Cougher

Someone who coughs on people.

Dale: *Coughs on Bill.
Bill: Why you cough on me. You're a dumb cougher!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 2, 2023

Cunt Cough

When a mans dick is in a vagina, and the woman coughs so hard the mans dick erupts out and slaps him back on his own balls or belly.

Susan, I almost orgasmed before you cunt coughed my dick out! Now I have blue balls! blue balls

by RezaWrekt April 17, 2015

Cuban Cunt Cough

when a cigar is inserted in the womens vagina and she queefs and blows the smoke

My girlfriend Cuban Cunt Coughed and was rushed to the hospital with 3rd degree burns

by Max and Bobby November 22, 2010

European Coughdrop

a sexual position that needs 3 people to complete successfully. First, there is a man suspended over a bed using an over-complicated system of pulleys. This man has dipped his balls in some sort of spice concoction such as, pepper, cumin, salsa etc... There is a man operating the pulleys, preferably nude. He is standing off to the side of the bed. There is a woman on the bed, either blind-folded or legally blind, whose mouth is lined up with the suspended man's balls. When the 2 men are ready, the pulley operator jerks the pulleys up and down, causing the suspended man to hit his balls rapidly on the face of the feeble unsuspecting victim. She begins coughing from a combination of spices and lack of oxygen.

Chuck: Dude lets go do a European Coughdrop on Sarah!
Dale: Alright bro, I got my pulleys!
Chuck: Sweet!

by stinkymeatball June 19, 2009