Chooch Bag

One that is known for his unethical amount of marijuana consumption.

Baldino is such a chooch bag. All he does is smoke weed 24/7.

by anonymous4893748972348324 March 23, 2017

Choot ka Bhoot

An individual who was so driven by his thirst for the choot, that he died from dehydration and became a bhoot

Sidhu is a real Choot ka Bhoot. I caught the guy hitting on his own cousins.

by Fuddu Banda December 18, 2018

chooch master

One worthy of consumption of an abundance of cannabis.

yo that nigga is a chooch master, he choochin' all the bud!

by choochwizard420 July 13, 2019

Chootz

is a person or subject that engages in the act of forcibly ejecting saliva or other body substances from there own body and getting the substance to land back on themselves . The act is often done to get rid of unwanted or foul-tasting substances, only to then coat or paste themselves with the body substance. It is currently considered rude and a social taboo in many parts of the world.

If you spuge on yourself you are a real Chootz... eg Mark!!! you are a fu@#ing Chootz

by Joe Goldberg October 10, 2020

The chooch and choochie show

An imaginary radio/podcast/tv show about the pursuit of happiness with your hosts Steve and Andrew. You'll cry, laugh, smile, learn something new and not still not realize you're live on the chooch and choochie show!

Joe: Yo Chad we are so funny.
Chad: bro I wish we could be the chooch and choochie show.
Joe: you know we ain't that cool.

Chad: ah man you right you right.

by Mother choochie 🤠 March 11, 2021

Choochter

An endearing term that Glasgow people use for anyone who does not live within 4 miles of Glasgow. Also a choocter is anyone who says ken when they mean “you know”.

So where you fay choochter?
Still shaggin sheep in choochter land?
A ya dirty sheep shagging choochter!

by McShug November 16, 2010

chootiya

asshole, extremely irritating personallity

usko bat samajh nahin ati, wo barra chootiya hay
yeh kaya harkat ki hay chootiyay

by unknown June 11, 2006