chorp

(v.) to take a dump in the toilet, close the lid and fail to flush, with the intention of making your roommates and/or house guests gag when they find it later.

"Can I use your upstairs bathroom instead? Somebody totally chorped down here."

by GottaPeeeeee February 27, 2009

choop

dope weed marijuana A word for pot that can be used in public because no one knows what it means.

probably get some choop of uddy later

by Foyf January 22, 2003

chooping

The act of texting or IMing someone while you are sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom.

DUDEGUY34: Hey man you heading over for some drinks b4 the bars tonight?

g_lambMan: Yeah dude, ill b after this dumpage has flushed

DUDEGUY34: Ahhh, nasty dude! I didn't know u were chooping w/me

g_lambMan: phew! that was no log i just let out, deff just passed a sequoia

by warno January 28, 2009

choop

The action of taking a dip (chew tobacco) while taking a poop.

"Yea i'm probably just going home to take a choop and maybe a chower."

by Maseofbase August 6, 2006

choompunik

Noun. A covered BJ technique claimed to be developed by a prostitute and taught to her colleagues whereby the condom is placed inside her mouth and unrolled while doing a BJ. An unsuspecting newbie john will think that he is getting an uncovered BJ.

Verb. To perform a choompunik.

Happy john: Dude, I got a super wicked gnarly BJ from Niki last night.

Skeptical john: Are you sure she didn't give you a choompunik?

Happy john: You mean Niki choompunikked me. Wacky nakbut lame, dude!

by choompu October 20, 2008

choompunik

Noun. A live-in prostitute; a whore who provides sexual service in exchange for financial support, legitimacy, protection from law enforcement, some of the above, or all of the above. The state of having a live-in prostitute.

Verb. To acquire the service of a choompunik. To enjoy the benefits of a having a choompunik.

Happy john: Dude, I choompunikked a choompunik. I be choompunikking everyday, dude, I be so choompunikked.

Jealous john: Dude. . .

by All Choomped Out October 21, 2008

Choompa

A word that can be used as a adjective, verb or noun, It can replace anyword you like and can have whatever meaning you want. It has a past present and future terms. Choompa is pure. Choompa is life.

Noun: Bob: Damn bruh are we going to that choompy place again? Bobby: Yup
Adjective: What the hell man stop being such a choompa
Verb: Do you want to be choomped man... do you? I knew you didnt

by Choompa Lover 912 September 25, 2017