Chonies

Underwear. Derives from the Spanish word calzones or calzoncillos.

Did you see that bitch? Her chonies are showing.
I hate these chonies, they give me wedgies.

by SillyMia September 21, 2007

chonked

looking like you are on drugs - high, stoned

dude you look so chonked

by filter2700 August 13, 2007

Chonkism

The belief in the higher calling to absorb nutrients at all costs.
"This can often lead to gaining infinite mass"

Chonkism:
The more the chonk, the more the chunk
Come to the chonk church my broski and your body fat shall set you free.

by thechosenone234 April 7, 2020

sneeze my chonies

accidentally tinkle a little in your underwear

I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna sneeze my chonies..

by ChonieMama February 11, 2008

Chonie Fuck

Dry humping or feeling the crotch or groin of someone through their underwear, or sometimes, pants.

She only let him chonie fuck her because she signed one of those virginity pledges.

by YaddaYaddaYaddaEarToTheGround November 29, 2010

Chonker

what a redditor calls a morbidly obese cat on the brink of death

Redditor: Hey, would you look at my cat? What a fine, succulent chonker!

Normal person: Dude, he's not a chonker. He's morbidly obese and can't even move without your help. You have to put him on a diet.

Redditor: FUCK OFF YOU DOUCHEBAG, HE'S A CUTE CHONKY BOIO!

by GallusAnonymus April 12, 2021

Chonken

An offensive term for anyone who is pissing you off but you don't want to swear at.

Oh you fuc... chonken

by A person12436576 February 26, 2013