comfy bone

When a man is feeling so relaxed he gets an erection.

Woman: "Are you horny? You have quite the boner."
Man: "No, just a comfy bone."

by comfynips November 28, 2012

chumfy

cosy, snuggly and comfortable, can be applied to as a feeling, situation or object.

your favorite jumper that you slob about in would be described as a chumfy jumper, having a whole day snuggled up with a duvet would be a chumfy day with a chumfy duvet,

by fleur mason June 30, 2007

Comfy

The feeling you get when doing something comforting/ when looking at something relaxing.

My puppy is so soft! when I hug him I feel so comfy!
did you see the picture of that cat from r/aww it has so much fur, just by looking at its soothing face I feel comfy!

by Some random info. April 22, 2020

Comfy Slipper

The act of taking the extra skin of the penis, pulling it over you dick head and staple it together.

Yo, what did you do last night?

Well i got bored so i gave myself a Comfy Slipper now i cant piss.

by road dome tasty111 December 10, 2011

Comfy-Sleeper Syndrome

A very fortune syndrome in which a person could easily fall asleep (even in the most cramped places)

Bill: Is Lindsay really sleeping on top of a toilet?
Yooey: Yup, she suffers from the comfy-sleeper syndrome!

by Yooey-Man April 8, 2015

chommy innit

tommyinnit, but more british. often used by americans when mocking the british accent

tommyinnit: hello my name is tommyinnit.
american: LOLOLOL ELLO CHOMMY INNIT WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CRUMPETS AND TEA?!??!????

by honklily February 14, 2021

chomly wrise

a bold and wise young gremlin. (sex)

prone to spouts or racism and sexism in social occasions.

known to sexually (and mentally (acmentally) ) abuse sma esvion and alfre clumbe.

likes to party hard and fart harder. shags like a freight train will shag (death)

favourite position: fortnite funny pony

favourite fnaf character: chica (girlfriend)

has 2 loving children and a beautiful wife and a beautiful house and a large automobile and a beautiful wife

dislikes: homophobia, the gays and the green party (blue is his favourite colour)

likes: alfre clumbe

"i saw alfre clumbe crying after his brief encounter with chomly wrise with many bruises and exotic fruits"

by sma esvion April 7, 2021