choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode

Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.

by Clocked May 7, 2010

choding

When a man exposes his chode(a penis wider than long)and masturbates with it usually having to use two hands.

I caught him choding, and it was an ugly site.

by Jason C.. February 4, 2003

Chodeling

The sound of air whistleing as it passes over one's chode

Mr. Sachse likes to chodel after giving his man bitch a ball bath.

by silly_salami October 9, 2003

Sir Chodeington

A name to describe someone who posesses a chode. (penis wider than it is long)

Frequently used to "ripp the piss" out of friends.

Or just if you don't like someone..

Sarah: Hey Sir Chodeington whip out your chode so we can laugh...

Sam aka Sir Chodeington : Stop that hurts my feelings I'm emotional.

by samisachode May 15, 2010

chokeing

A trip to the local on a friday night

I would wash my hair but im choking tonight

by dawg November 14, 2004

Chodling

The sound made when deep-throating a dick, often seen in pornographic materials.

Guy 1: This girl was totally chodling when she was sucking me off last night, I thought she was gonna puke.

Guy 2: Word. Was her mascara running after?

by Micro-falice September 30, 2013

Chodingo

A massive 9 incher salami penis on steroids, which makes women wet 24/7

Yo Kashif look! Big Momma got a chodingo! Joking he got a extra small minidingo. Cocktail sausage size

by Mugtaz March 26, 2017