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chocolates

Chocolate covered psilocybin mushrooms, usually smaller than regular mushrooms
My boy got some chocolates and me and him were trippin for hours
by Aaron A-Money March 21, 2007
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chocolamistic

Chocolamistic (adj)

1. Unusually optimistic due to chocolate consumption.

Chocolamist (noun)

2. A person whose mood is in an elevated state after eating chocolate
After three quickly-consumed Hershey bars, Jenny was chocolamistic that the work day would pass quickly.
by ggirlcolo February 23, 2013
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Continental chocolates

When given as a Christmas present, roughly equal to two naked pictures of the recipient.
"Wow he gave me continental chocolates for Christmas, better send him some naked photos!"
by Thegingerbreadman December 11, 2013
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Alaskan ChocolateShake

The act of shitting is someone’s mouth and then peeing and or squirting in the mouth to make the shit more runny and then finally sticking a straw and drinking the Chocolate Shake you have created.
Hey Vanessa! Can I make an Alaskan ChocolateShake? They taste like heaven on earth!
by YourBigDaddy69 January 21, 2021
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Box of chocolates

When a white woman get DP'd by a few black guys...
Oh my gawd Becky look at my box of chocolates . There's so many of them!
by Charlieyoubitme April 23, 2018
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Dutch Chocolateshake

similar to a dutch milkshake, when you are having anal sex with 2 women and you blow a load in ones asshole, she then farts in into a cup, while the other girl grabs two straws for them to suck it up with then blow then your load back into each others assholes. (Caution: MAY CONTAIN CHUNKS!!!)
dude i was fucking some chick in the ass when she asked if i wanted her and her friend to perform a dutch chocolateshake, i asked what it was.... she then demonstrated... i blew my load again!!
by Nesbittster September 28, 2010
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life was like a box of chocolates

Apparently the real movie line, despite the fact that "Life is like a box of chocolates" is written plainly on the movie sleeve.
Person 1: mama always said, "life is like a box of chocolates--"
Person 2: life WAS like a box of chocolates!
by JaileyHones January 21, 2017
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