chimpeach

v., 1. To eliminate an enemy or malefactor, or to rectify a near fatal error or terrible mistake. 2. To remove from high office, through judicial review or public referendum, a dangerous imbecile, odious fraud, or chimpanzee. 3. To reclaim the soul of one's country by reversing or redressing a grievous historical injustice

"After Whitewater, Bush's lies about Iraq give us no choice but to chimpeach the murdering bastard, unless we want the whole goddam world to think that the lives of our sons and daughters are less significant than lying about a blowjob."

by jesse May 18, 2004

Crimpleighbald Smellington

The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.

Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington

by SirSmellingtonEsquire March 18, 2020

Chimlee

Means the same thing as chimney

The origin of this word of known to come from the deep south upwards to mid Virginia

I need to get my Chimlee relined

by Umm_a_name March 23, 2021

chumplestiltskin

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.

I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.

by sandspit September 17, 2007

Climples

Pimples located in or around a woman's clevage.

When Lindsey wears that low-cut halter top you can see her nasty climples!

by L Pizzle November 25, 2007

crimplet

Noun: a single bowl-sized portion of tobacco or marijuana, pinched or "crimped" with the thumb and forefinger from a larger quantity of same.

Peter and Paul were greatly disappointed with the crimplet from the bag of Purple Haze that George sold them.

by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010

chipple

n. a term of art invented by comedy writers at NBC in NYC for the perfunctory praise one adds prior to criticizing someone, typically as means to indicate affection for the target of criticism.

Rosa is of course a wonderful person, incredibly smart, and we all love her; but that poem of her's is awful. (Equivalent to:)
Chipple; Rosa's poem is awful.

by ydfyce October 16, 2019