The act of taking someone's laptop, opening it, shitting on the keypad, slamming it shut, and then returning it where you found it.
by BrosephTrout January 8, 2011
Get the Louisiana Chilli Dog mug.When you take a shit in between a womens breast and "tity fuck" her so this resembles a chilli hot dog. Homosexuals also practice this by shiting in between his ass cheeks or he may shit himself and your put your penis in between his "Buns".
by TCD420 June 16, 2009
Get the Texas Chilli dog (TCD) mug.The act of a guy taking a shit on to a glass table while a woman licks the table, then after a couple of minutes the shit is put in the freezer. Once the shit is solid, the man rams it up the woman's vagina whilst anally fucking her. Once the guy is about to cum he withdraws his dick and the shit and cums in the woman's mouth and feeds her the shit and she swallows.
Ross - Holy fuck Trott, you heard about the Alaskan chilli dog?
Trott- No, what the fuck is that?
Ross - Well, let me tell you...
Trott- No, what the fuck is that?
Ross - Well, let me tell you...
by AnonUDUser February 18, 2014
Get the alaskan chilli dog mug.When a man is receiving oral sex and the giver of the oral sex vomits on the member then without warning the vomit covered member is inserted into the anis of the consenting partner
Last night I was getting head from my cousin and she puked all over my cock so I totally San Jose chilli dogged a bitch to death.
by TheREAL-PhatKiddy May 24, 2017
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Get the Carmacks chilli dog mug.when ur doing a girl in the ass and she shits while ur doing it, and she eats the shit off it and u bust in her mouth.
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