chudney

A lover and friend. God's gift to the world.

Everyone loves chudney.

by thehomiechudney March 14, 2017

sweeping the chimney

The act of using one's finger or fingers to infiltrate and stimulate the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal

Christian was nervous at first about having his chimney swept but ended up actually really enjoyed it when Rose was sweeping the chimney.

by Thai Donuts with salt February 18, 2014

Chiney

n., pl., Chineys.

Chiney means Chinese girl. It becomes more and more popular because of the China's fast growing power.

(1) A girl of typically Chinese ancestry or any girl of Eastern Asian descent (i.e. Chinese, Japnese, Korean, Mongolian, Russian Siberian, or Vietnamese, etc.).

(2) A physically / sexually attractive girl or young woman from Eastern Asia.

(3) A sexually appealing oriental female who appears to be of Eastern Asian descent.

Chiney = Chine + Ney (Neyu)
Chine = China in French
Ney (Ni, 妮) / Neyu (Niu, 妞) = Girl in Chinese

"Dude! You fuck with that Chinese hottie? I really want to bone that Chiney. I just told her she is my gal and she said she liked me. I cannot wait to get laid with that hot Chiney tonight."

"Got her yesterday. This Chiney is hottest chick I've ever dated. Her table dance is surprisingly good for any age. gl with it."

by bestmsg November 7, 2009

Chimney Sweeper

To force-feed ones hairy ball sack into the vertically positioned and open bung-tunnel of a friend or foe.

John - "Ok Jane, it's time for the Chimney Sweeper!"

Jane - "What's that?"

John - "Bend over and I'll show you."

Jane - "No John, really? Quit playing games and tell me."

John - "Sorry Jane, you're right. The Chimney Sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. This way your butt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. Then I'll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven jizz tanks past the event horizon of your turd socket. Duh!?"

Jane - "Oh dear. Are you serious?"

John - "Yes Jane, yes I am"

by Extra Normal April 4, 2009

chimney fish

one who drinks and smokes a lot, often at the same time

Ben's really turning into a chimney fish, eh?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Ultimate Chimney Sweep

occurs between two people.
First: person A stretches out person B's anal canal by inserting the middle finger, index finger, and thumb into the bum- and spreads the fingers.

Once anal hole is stretched:
person A inserts the head of a mop- preferably new- part with threadsinto person B's bowels, jiggles mop in order to clean person B's colon.

And that, my dear friends, is the ULTIMATE chimney sweep.

person B: I enjoyed that Ultimate Chimney Sweep you gave me the other night. It cleaned me right out!
person A: No problem, I'm glad I could help with your constipation.

by CherubPKU December 24, 2008

chimney people

A spiritual being that lives on a house. If you stand outside and yell, the echo returning is nonetheless voice of the chimney person living on YOUR house. they are closely related to the predominate mugwump, who, have never before been seen by the human. The only to see this creature is Chin Chin a fat native.

chimney people are only seen on brunet st.

by mugwump99 March 26, 2008