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National Suck Chito Day

All females report to Chito the yung God and suck him rq
Taylor Swift: Yo tryna hit the studio tonight???
Cardi B: Hell nah it’s National Suck Chito Day tryna join for a 3 sum??
Taylor Swift: Fuck yeah Chit got a big shlong
by Chito Lopez April 10, 2019
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chick deco

Chick deco is an eclectic design style incorporating chatchkis, knickknacks, materials and colors that no straight man would ever consider allowing in his home were he allowed the choice.
Overheard at party:

Dude1: Bro, did you get the nickel tour?
Dude2: Yeah bro! Did you check out those bathrooms? Or the "sun room?"
Dude1: Totally bro! 100% chick deco. You think she got his balls in the prenup?
by Andrew Badera July 7, 2010
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Choco Doni

Commonly refered to as "Bar Choco Doni", though people just say, "Choco Doni" for short. It means to 1. hang out, 2. chill, 3.walk around, or 4.have intense sexual intercorse. 5. A doll of a dinosaur.
1. "Dude, want to choco doni at my place today?"
2. "Oh my gosh, no way! I wasn't invited to choco doni with my friends at the cafe. This sucks."
3. "Hey, after this movie, do you want to choco doni around the mall?"
4. "Maybe if you didn't bar choco doni with every guy you saw, then you wouldn't have 2 children at the age of 15."
5. "My little cousin slobbered over my bar choco doni of Reptar the Dinosaur!"
by Minkuz February 9, 2009
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Chić Douchébag

Equal parts sophisticated gentleman and douchebaggery; usually expressed in style of clothing and/or mannerisms.

The clothing style often features gentleman's casual wear with the addition of a beanie or a five panel worn backwards.

The behavior is generally characterized by someone who is exceptionally polite to strangers but often speaks with vulgarity, often resulting in verbal abuse, towards friends or people the individual has become comfortable around.

Ex: Individual sees lazy coworker doing nothing. Yells across the workplace to him "Get to work you skin-tag-ass nigga!" Then proceeds to politely help a customer ending with "Have a wonderful day."
Hey man what are you wearing? It's chić douchébag nigga; get with it.
by The Black Johnson April 15, 2016
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Chick Dick Flick

A Chick Dick Flick is a chick flick purposely made to turn girls on so their boyfriends can get boned. Chick Dick Flicks are usually made by men.
Hey babe wanna watch a Chick Dick Flick?
by Da real beotch November 13, 2018
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Choco-Deception

A game, played by 3 or more people, involving a box of mixed chocolates, where one piece has been replaced by a chocolate covered turd. Each player takes one chocolate every round. The object of the game is to eat as many chocolates as possible without getting the turd.
Dude, last night me and the squad were playing Choco-Deception, and I ate the ass nugget.
by The Urban Outfitter March 1, 2019
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Hot chick dimension

A plane of existence accessible only to the finest women on earth these babes are on an entirely different planet from our own they melt every room they walk in with a radiance higher than the sun look in awe but don’t touch you might get burnt physically and metaphorically. Entering the hot chick dimension requires a minimum beauty score of 9/10 both genders may count.
Matthew: James,I have depressing news to share Bethany rejected me :(

James: I mean what did you expect she’s way out of your league and even that is understating like here she is in the hot chick dimension and than there is you in loserville. I don’t know what’s sadder the fact you thought you had a chance or that you asked.
by Geiskahnawj January 27, 2020
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