chicette

The most up-to-the-minute span on the term fashionista. Also see fash-insider and fasheratti.

That designer is totally chicette.

by lisa cant January 7, 2007

checkmated

When there are 3 urinals and the only one not taken is the one between the two.

Jamie: "You go to the toilet?"
Tom: "Nah, I couldn't. I got checkmated..."

by Foxlover1 November 13, 2014

Chickamelon

A nigger delicacy. This one is originally from Alabama, but spread nationwide on the Underground Railroad. Basically it is a fried chicken stuffed with watermelon providing a treat that only a nigger could love. It is best served with "drank": red, grape, or other.

Melique >> "Yo' granma, make me up one of dem Chickamelons."

Granma Johnson >> "Oh yes my lil' niglet, Iz a gonna make you a Chickamelon as greasy as yo' daddy's Jerri Curl."

Melique >> "You know my daddy?"

by That Dumbass October 8, 2008

chickaken

free range chickens that are cooked on george formans.

that chickaken you cooked on your george forman was amazing alisa!

by Norman is Great February 3, 2010

Chicktache

When a girl grows a mustache and completely ignores it until it is pointed out

Ryan: Oh my god, I can't even see her smile through that chicktache!

by Ingoe July 12, 2010

bon chickanesha

best friend of baby turkaneisha. she's flawless.

im bringin' bon chickanesha baaaaack. yeah yeah.

by baby chickanesha🌝 March 10, 2015

Susie's Checkmate

Everyone knows that when two lesbians, in a relationship, cannot stop fighting over which one gets to be the butch, they have to have a tiebreaker to come to a final conclusion. This tie breaker consists of one Rug-muncher sticking a randomly chosen object into her vagina. After completing this initial act, the other Fur-burger Bandit must repeat the previous Whisker-biscuit Eater’s random act of object insertion. As this tiebreaker continues, the objects become larger, and more obscure, until one half of the “Dildo Duo” cannot totally engulf something the other one did; thus creating a single elimination, one letter game, of Dike Horse.
With that being said…A “Suisie’s Checkmate” occurs when Lesbian #1 offers a medium sized zucchini as her second choice of object, after just completing Round One with a small, but textured, mini Mag-Lite Handle. Knowing that Lesbian #2 will have no problem with the zucchini, but will take her slightly longer to fully engulf, she then positions herself behind the anti pole-smoker, and proceeds to use WWF Super Star Sergeant Slaughter’s “Cobra Clutch” to render her unconscious. Finally Lesbian #1 squats over Lesbian #2’s face, and pees all over her face as hard as she can (female cat style). Thus doing so, Lesbian #1 marks her territory over Lesbian #2, and is crowned the “Butch Dike” of the relationship.

Marla and Janine had been dating for about six months. Their love for each other was obviously undeniable. Unfortunately, the all-too-common lesbian relationship quandary presented itself, and they could not agree on who was the “Butch” of their relationship. Like all female homosexual couples presented with this problem, they proceeded with an Internationally Sanctioned Dover Dual. Unfortunately, what Janine did not realize, was how competitive and cut-throat her masculine, yet quite demure, lover Marla was. Janine proceeded to attempt a medium sized zucchini, when out of nowhere Marla pounced on her from behind and gave her a "Susie's Checkmate" . Nationally criticized Dover Dual Referee Bob Combo ruled it a clean win, and Marla was dubbed “King Strap-On Pitcher” of the relationship. After coming to, Janine stood up (piss dripping off her ear lobes) and realized she was doomed to be the “Rubber-Fist Catcher”, for the remainder of their female fiasco.

by Bob Combo January 3, 2011