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dick chicken

a chicken that looks like a regular fat-ass chicken, but has an oversized dick for a head.
Guy 1: OMG! What the fuck is wrong with that chicken?

Guy 2: Nothing, its just my dick chicken....
by ifukdyermom March 2, 2009
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dick chicken

a chicken that exterior body is covered with dicks. be them large,small, or black
l00kz m00m!!
@ dIcK cHIckEn =D
by Chronickid January 29, 2008
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California Dick Chicken

A group of 2 or more men such each other’s dick while their dick is in turn being sucked by another party. Like dick chicken, the intention is to prove who is gay first. The game ends when one man ejaculates into another man(s) mouth while the man who tasted the cum is not gay, the person who cummed is. The game is called California Dick Chicken as California is known primarily as a very sexually deviant state as well as having a greater amount of homosexuals in the state. An abbreviation would be CDC.
Damian: Did you know that Brian lost a game of CDC last night?

Ezekiel: What’s that?

Damian: California Dick Chicken is where he came in another man’s mouth.

Ezekiel: That’s disgusting
by Midnight Oil October 18, 2021
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Suck dick chicken

A word used to describe an overall shitty experience
That assignment was just a huge platter of suck dick chicken.
by Ranchitup_2016 September 30, 2016
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like a chicken with its dick cut off

randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.
when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!
by ooter October 22, 2009
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Chicken Dick

Chicken Dick is a simple game...
1) Two guys drop there pants and let there dicks hang
2) They wait until one of them gets a boner
Whoever gets hard first is known as the gay kid
If one of the guys is in fact gay then the other guy is considered gay for the gay guy
Matt: Wanna play Chicken Dick?
John: Sure
Both: (looks at each other’s dick; John gets hard)
Matt: JOHNS GAY
John: I am gay
Matt: . . .
John: MATTS GAY FOR ME
by maksym1000 September 8, 2020
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Chicken Dick

1. A word to describe the arousal status of the male penis.

2. When a man's penis is limp and/or won't stay erect while attempting to have sex and/or during masturbation.
Jay was so nervous to have sex for the first time, that he ended up with a chicken dick; his penis went limp.
by anonymous November 9, 2022
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