Chet 

Large mass of turd that is shaped in a mound like fashion, often rising above the toilet water before flushing and incapable of being flushed without assistance. Genesis of term is from the movie Weird Science, where Bill Paxton's character is turned into a talking mound of crap.

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! This fucking Chet won't flush.

Chet by Ayj August 2, 2006

Chet 

A "Chet" is a very sexy/hot hipster who wears things like cut-offs, flats, Toms, and crocheted berets. He may have tattoos or peircings. Most Chets get lip rings, often have diamond or rose tattoos and they're usually quite lanky. They frequently use phrases such as,"fer sher" and "no worries".

They take frequent coffee breaks from they're part-time jobs at retail stores (ex: shoe store). You would see them in probobly the most random places (ex: metal shows) but NEVER at the mall.

ex:Dayum! A Chet just walked out of the cafe!

Chet by goat lover <3 January 31, 2010

chet 

A gay man

He is such a chet, the kid in the rainbow shirt!

chet by Jay February 17, 2004

Chet 

slang
see Cheddar
much funner and easier to say . not as much of an insult

that guy is fuckin chet!

Chet by punch December 27, 2004

Chet 

Past tense of chat

I was on msn all day and chet with my mates

Chet by Admiral Face December 2, 2009

chet 

1. less than adequate amount of weed
2. someone who is chincy, cheap.

see chinced

"This is bud is fucking chet"
"Drew? He's a godamn chet"

chet by audioaddicted December 12, 2008

Chet 

Short for Chester. As in Chester the (child) Molester. Whether literal or as a joke.

John: Did you hear Jason's dating a 15 year old?
Josh: Isn't Jason like 21?
John: Yeah, he's such a Chet!

Chet by LilRukas January 7, 2008