Chesticles

A humorous parody of a male's testicles, Chesticles are an alternate name for a female's tits.

Man that babe had the hugest pair of chesticles i've ever seen!

by Mattycake December 10, 2008

chesticle

a slang term for either male or female breasts

that woman has massive chesticles

by Mark Peden October 13, 2005

chestize

To inflict a solid blow to one's chest in order to put them in check.

You better come out of pocket before I Chestize you!

by GTFOUR September 7, 2006

Chesticles

Breasts or boobs. A slang term used when trying to appear funny or clever. Is a play on words stating that they are equivalent to the male reproductive parts, the balls.

Her chesticles jiggled as she ran

by Pelayia June 12, 2015

chestical crack

informal word for cleavage.

Oh my God, can she for once just cover that huge chestical crack of hers?

by meenakumari January 22, 2016

Shit Chestington

1) The act of defecating on a British woman
2) The act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly British manner (ie. fake British accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) A fictional British person, whose sole pleasure in life is shitting on the chest of unsuspecting women

1) I was on holiday in England, and I hooked up with a girl, only to find out that she had herpes. In my rage, I took her again and gave her the good ole' Shit Chestington.

2) My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. I told her I would act the part of Shit Chestington. She looked at me quizzically. Thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot shit on her chest. I watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like "Hey lass looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. You're bloody covered in shite!"

by Shit Chestington December 1, 2010

chesticles

Boobs.

Man, my chesticles hurt, I must be PMSing.

by mooserock November 4, 2010