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Chernobyl Bunny 

A Chernobyl Bunny is very playful and loveable. Very sociable by nature, she could very often be the center of attention, although her attention is is often elsewhere.

The Chernobyl Bunny, for many hours of the day, will sit in an unresponsive state, experts believe that the Bunny is "daydreaming", about what, remains to be seen.

If the Bunny is not found "daydreaming", it is often either sleeping or attempting to catch its main source of food, the Jarek, with whom it cuddles and seduces before it noms.

The Chernobyl Bunny is scientifically proven to be he most beautiful and graceful being in, and out, of existance. But don't let this fool you, there are times when it is not a good idea to approach such a being, for it might be in a rare mood where it not only attempts, but succeeds in ripping out your balls and your eyes, and replacing them in each others position.
Zach: Oi, Malarkey, we got to help that Jarek, The Chernobyl Bunny is already seducing him!
Chernobyl Bunny by Jarek Rictus February 3, 2010

chernobyl face 

a person who has a jacked up face because it looks like they went through chernobyl and there face became distorted by all the nuclear power plant debris
Austins face is so jack hideous, definitely a chernobyl face.
chernobyl face by pkchlojob January 22, 2014

Chernobyl Wings 

Chicken wings that are so small and scrawny that there is hardly any meat, as if the chicken was raised in or near Chernobyl.
Dude, I can’t believe they served Chernobyl Wings at the Super Bowl party.”
Chernobyl Wings by booquafius_reee February 24, 2021

chernobyl breasts 

The kind of breasts that leak radiation, as if from Chernobyl.
They say Nancy was living in Chernobyl when it happened. That's why she became an x-ray tech. She doesn't need the machine because her breasts shoot their own x-rays. You know, chernobyl breasts?
chernobyl breasts by gregjockca December 3, 2010

Chernobyl Dick 

When someone has contracted so many STDs that it is as if their dick now glows a luminous green
Harry's now got a bad case of chernobyl dick
Chernobyl Dick by Psyduck13 November 19, 2014

Chernobyl'd

To have a tragic or unfortunate experience or outcome (as in the Nuclear Disaster.)
After getting caught drinking and driving and spending the night in a jail cell with Bubba, I felt Chernobyl'd.
Chernobyl'd by icedtea2722 January 27, 2009