chuffing

another word for "f**king." comes from yorkshire, can be used in any sentence.

its chuffing freezing

by cleavangeline February 24, 2011

Cheffin

To go into the studio and cook up a fresh beat

Dude 1: Yo what have you been doing all night?
Chef: Cheffin up some fire beats, blood.

by Batman III September 15, 2015

Chaffing

When your fart is really hot, and it hurts your cornhole.

Girl: " See you @ the movies tonight! "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "

by Lo Vlesbians July 15, 2010

Cheefing a goofer

The act of smoking a joint.

"Did you see where our mexican gardener went?"
"Yeah he's in the shed Cheefing a goofer."

by fuckdude March 9, 2009

Cheffin

To have mauuuuud skills at cooking and your friends aint got nothing on you when it comes to cooking,because you are just next level like that.

Tiffany:am proper hungry
Chanel: I got you am cheffin bro.

by Chanelee December 8, 2016

Bum Chuffing

A palm Massage of the rectum in which to remove the unworldly contents. Often sexual, this technique is primarily used for pleasure but can also relieve bowel tension.

(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"

by Curly Crimson September 6, 2009

little chefing

Little Chefing is the art of fisting ones anus whilst licking both nipples and humming the theme tune of Heston Blumenthals latest TV show.

And filming it

Hey did you watch Jamie's 30 minute meals last night?

No. I was Little Chefing myself in a service station outside Staines

by Idiot bollocks November 20, 2013