Cheeselessness

a. A distinct lack of cheesyness. Measures in "Eseehc"s it determines how little cheese is in any one place at any one time. Measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3

b. Also a geological period of a global lack of cheese.

a.
Uhhh, Doctor? What's happened to to my McCheeseburger? it's... NOT CHEESY.

Ah, I'm afraid that it seems to be suffering form cheeselessness, about a 6.4 Eseehcs if I'm not going senile.

b. The Age of Cheeslessness

by The Bigger Cheese January 12, 2011

cheesetits

A slut who has breast cancer that eats holes in her tits.

"That bitches cunt droops down to her knees and her cancer ridden tits look like swiss cheese... she should go to the doctor or kill herself or something."

by JayR August 27, 2003

Cheeselist

When someone tries to annoy his friends with his cheesy playlist

Dan : Guys! listen to this goosebump i’ve got over here
Ahmed : Would you please shut down that Cheeselist of yours

by Koris69 August 3, 2022

cheeselick taunt

The tantalizing urge to lick your cheesy fingers after finishing a bag of Cheetos in the presence of others, but reluctantly wiping your hands on a napkin to avoid public scrutiny.

It was apparent that Eduardo was suffering from cheeselick taunt when he sighed while reaching for his napkin.

by Grumpy Duckling April 21, 2011

CheeseNipples

If you are a CheeseNipples, then you most likely don't know what it is. CheeseNipples are the disease that gives your nipples the same effect as a cow. You can make cheese and milk from your nipples. It is truly a miracle in humanity.

Holy pepperoni! You have CheeseNipples?

by Ethan_Is_Gay February 3, 2018

Cheeseless

when there no cheese

Cheeseless cheese doesn't exist because you need cheese to make cheese

by definitionpro69 August 26, 2021

Cheeseitsfromjapan

Nigga I just nutted

Me when cheeseitsfromjapan

by Picklecutter69 October 10, 2021