Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday

Very boring. Dull. Not very fun

“This party is a real Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday.”
“Tell me about it.”

by bigsteezy July 18, 2019

Cheesecake Hand Job

Commonly referred to as a CCHJ, this sexual act is decidedly an up and comer. A CCHJ constitutes a female using cheesecake as a lubricant while performing a hand job. The male recipient eats a separate slice of cheesecake while the hand job is performed. Towards the end of the hj the female performs oral sex, consequently getting some cheesecake herself as well as minimizing clean up.

Person #1: Hey man how was valentines day dinner with Sarah?
Person #2: Dinner was great but dessert was better. We ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and I stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
Person #1: Dude you're fucking fresh as produce.

by PJFRESH February 8, 2009

cheesecake moment

Orgasm. Derived from the feeling you get from eating good cheesecake being similar to an orgasm.

When she saw him, she had a cheesecake moment in her pants because he was sooooo hot!

by The Coolest Freshman Ever December 2, 2010

Cheesecake Bites

Where your partner masterbates onto your asshole, then you take the asshole jizz mixture and freeze the mixture into ice cube trays. Put your ice cube tray into the freezer and freeze for an hour. Finally you and your partner eat the frozen cheese cake bites during Netflix and chill sessions.

Derrick wanted John to make "Cheesecake Bites" so they could have a snack while binge watching I was Teenaged Werewolf on Netflix.

by StickamanJensen May 29, 2017

Cheesemaker

A man with an uncircumcised penis.

So called because, if unwashed, the region between the head of the penis and the uncircumcised skin could develop a sweaty, smelly residue - a bit like smelly cheese.

Paul was glad he wasn't a cheesemaker because he only washed once a week.

by toroboy July 18, 2009

Cheesecake Pussy

An inside joke that Shit Kink Alley has made up.

Jay - YOOOo dude I thought that cheesecake was a pussy for a second.

Max - WHAT?:)2&&,!-$2$

Jay and Ghost - Cheesecake pussy ong!!😎

by vooomit March 20, 2021

cheesecake campaign

when you go out of your way to research something, but it turns out it doesn't exist and it's just a result of wikipedia vandalism

"Today I went on a cheesecake campaign. I walked for an hour through the rain to find a book referencing what 'cheesecake campaign' meant, but it turns out somebody had just changed "naval campaign" on Wikipedia to be funny."

by pearlquark February 12, 2022