Eating the cheese

Slang for slurping on a pussy with which the pussy juice and a little fecal matter mix.

Jack: Dude I totally banged this chick last night!
Tarzan: Wow, awesome dude.
Jack: Yea it was pretty intense...I may have been Eating the Cheese a little, though.

by Drimicus September 27, 2008

eating her cheese

When your eating ass and she shits in your mouth

I was eating her cheese early

by Tman2989 February 2, 2017

eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.

I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.

by Farva2000 January 21, 2024

Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.

Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”

by peach_pit April 25, 2025

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008

chesse burger eating fat ass

a fat tub of lard that wherres the same sweater all year...dirty yet disgusting has no sense in his head and never stops eating or talking about food

look at that dustin kid he is a chesse burger eating fat ass

by xo-b*t*h December 15, 2010