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cheek retractor

trad: a medieval medical contraption used to hold the buttocks open designed for facilitating the inspection of the patient's anus and rectum for tapeworms.

modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy
"get the cheek retractors, sailor"
by Power Team November 5, 2009
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cheek flapper

To expell gas from one's anus with such force that both sides of his/her buttox slap together to create a distinctly audible, and occasionally painful, vibration.
During the awkward silence on his date, John let forth such an intense cheek flapper that the silverware on the table rattled.
by Shpoiken April 28, 2005
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cheek fucker

A male with a very small penis who is unable to penetrate the vagina while in the flat doggy style position.
Jim was considered a safe date by all the Morman girls, he was a certified Cheek Fucker, and their virginity would remain intact.
by Happy Lucky Pipe Welder May 14, 2016
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cheek slapper

A hugh expulsion of flatulence that causes the mussels of the glutumus maximus to slap together. Often used as a independent demonstrative expression of awe or pride of accomplishment.
Wheew...that was a real cheek slapper! or
Wait for it...now THAT was a real cheek slapper!
by Global Feetus April 2, 2007
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Cheek Smashing

When you press your weiner between a girls butt cheeks and thrust till ejactulation. (Titty fucking of the ass cheeks) Usually occurs in high school.
John's girlfriend wouldn't have sex with him last night so he resorted to cheek smashing her.
by Bodaciouss May 1, 2011
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Cheek Weasel

When a guy or girl is getting anal, the third person is trying to weasel in and lick the butthole of the guy or the girl that is getting fucked.
Wow dude, Phil totally cheek weaseled me while I was getting anal last night...
by RRohypnol December 7, 2012
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Cheek balls

"Halle Berry has really big cheek balls"
by dirtskillet September 6, 2012
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