Math Homework Crackdown

When the Communist Party of China (CCP) is toying with the idea of limiting the number of hours students could spend on their school math homework every day, much to the relief of millions of math-anxious students and their parents, so that the time could be better spent on non-academic pursuits, or on familiarizing themselves with Xi’s socialist writings.

Unlike the CCP’s dreaded crackdown of its domestic gaming industry, such as prohibiting minors from playing video games Monday through Thursday and limiting their play to one hour on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights, its rumored math homework crackdown is being anticipated by both students and parents.

by Covido August 29, 2022

crackdown

The violent aggressive behavior of someone who is addicted to crack cocaine , when the effects of thier current hit of crack wears off.

When joe found out that his brother was going to be late in picking him up, he threw his coffee cup at the door smashing it swearing loudly. "oh darn" said Sue "Joe is having a crackdown.

by lovestodance August 16, 2010

Cockdown

When Boris puts the country into lockdown and you can no longer get any cock.

"Fuck sake, that's me on cockdown until the end of February"

by mingesmasher69 January 5, 2021

crackdown

punitive focus of legal apparatus on anything the speaker/writer doesn't like: unpleasantly authoritarian action, frequently with an overt populist message.
crackdown

"the home office guarantees a crackdown on illegal immigrants." or
i promise to crackdown on the drunken yob culture in this towm" vows council chair.

by robin bale June 28, 2004

Checkpoint

When a person really has to shit and he builds up pressure inside, then just when he feels like he is about to explode... he lets out a pressure relieving fart, which gives him about an extra 30 minutes until the pressure is built up again.

Justin: "I HAVE TO SHIT SO BAD MAN!!"
Riva: "cant you hold it?"
Justin: "NO IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!"
Riva: "okay lets go to the bathroom then"
Justin: *extensive fart*
Justin: "Nevermind - I just reached a checkpoint."

by Tobshe August 12, 2010

Crackdown

A Sandbox game for Xbox360 created by Microsoft

Boy 1 :Lets play crackdown splitscreen!
Boy 2 :But Crackdown doesnt have splitscreen remember!

by Josh Jolly December 28, 2007

Crackdown

Crackdown, AKA DXB10 One of the BEST C-ops player, hes known of being Avicy's friend, they are like brothers. If Crackdown opens his 120fps and gets his Uratio then game is over...

Yo Crackdown pro af

by Anonymous81638 November 4, 2020