Chavezed

When you are caught viewing hentai and your video feed gets cut by the Venezuelan government and now every website you navigate to only has inspirational video footage featuring the glorious Comandante Hugo Chavez.

“Aw man, this scene is so hot!”
...
*video feed cuts*

“Shit! The Venezuelans found me.”
...
*Mi Comandante Chavez plays*

“I’ve been Chavezed! Damn, maybe I should stop watching hentai and embrace the glory of Socialism...”

by Mario Jumpman Stalin February 21, 2021

Chavely

1 . CHAVELY a smart funny sexually , cute girl , has a beautiful smile that brighten peoples day .

2. a lazy girl who loves sleeping and eating candies

3. Chavely

is a fun person, knows a lot of jokes and she can always make you smile.

Also is a smart and very strong person that can overcome the problems of life with a smile on her face.

4. Chavely

a sexually girl who loves saying or doing sexually things to make others day or laugh

1. CHAVELY
she acts like a chavely

2. Get off the bed Chavely

3.I wish I could say the jokes the way Chavely tells them!

4. OMGA Chavelyyyy :O

by The best of the best ;) March 10, 2012

chavistani

A British Asian chav - from the same uneducated under privileged stock as their white counterparts. Can be Muslim, Sikh or Hindu. Into copious amounts of hair gel and aftershave that will strip your windpipe, gangsta rap, hardcore bhangra and pouring all their money into customing their supermini car with bake bean tin exhaust pipes, fat wheels and a bass whoofer that will displace your internal organs.

Have you seen those Chavistanis posing in their suped-up Honda Civic? They've been cruising up and down Southall Broadway all night.

by DJZico August 16, 2006

chaveller

easy-jet patronising traveller bound for benidorm, falaraki etc, seen in large groups known as chavalanche (q.v.)

Luton airport is a must for the chaveller given its bargain flights and proximity to chav areas (Luton eg)

by conzilla May 24, 2006

Chaverler

chaverler; adjective describing a chav on holiday. Usual destination will be compact holiday resort where he or she will gather to meet fellow chaverlers to exercise and compete in an array of social ineptitude’s.

Though crippled under the weight of The 7 of the chaverlers, the Vauxhall Astra revved spluttered and honked leaving the estate for a weeks holiday in brean on sands.

by Barnaby April 4, 2020

chavs

British equivalent of white trash, although the Brit variety is predominantly urban (though still of provincial mentality) whereas the American sort are typically rural (especially trailer trash).

Pretty much any young urban lad these days, but especially football hooligans wearing caps, hoodies, and g-strings above the waistline.

by monkeyboy May 14, 2004

Chavs

A person who A) Wears tracksuits at all times, fake Burberry caps, gold jewellry (the chunkier and less tasteful the better) rolls their trouser legs up to reveal their ankles/pulls their socks up over their trouser legs; if female has a bottled tan, large hoop earrings, hair tied up rediculously tight so as to actually distort the natural shape of their face.
B)Hangs around on estates, parks, high streets, outside McDonalds or in childrens playgrounds whilst drinking White Lightning cider, gossiping about either East Enders, Coronation Street, I'm a Celebrity..., the ugly swine they got off with the night before or how 4 of them beat the crap out of a lone "Greebo/Grunger"
C) Has a self imposed inabilty to say words of more than two sylables, brought about by purposefully ignoring all attempts by the State to educate them.

The most common example to be easily found of a Chav is outside your local McDonalds, or in the nearest park, sitting around the bench closest to the football pitch(if one is present).

Celebrity examples of the breed include Wayne Rooney, and Mel C.

by CrouchingPanda February 21, 2005