chavs

Grown up chavs are adults who some 50odd fags a day and tend to claim lots of benfits because they pulled a muscle in there back 10years ago so they can't work anymore, although they have no money they all seem to wear tacky designer lables suchs as, Buberry, Lacost, Fred perry, and all kinds of sports lables.
Chav Children are kids who have shitty perents who have taught them nothing in life so they are all in the special clases in school and are always causing trouble they have smoked since they were about 8 and all wear tracksuits and eat at mcdonalds, chav girls are all little tarts who wear tiny mini skirts and have there boobs hanging out, and this is like when there 12.
chavs are bad

chav msn conversation

MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: yo yo yo
Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: hya huni
MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: wha u duin 2nite bbe?
Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: goin out wiv joe n hannah u wanna come? am gonna get me sister to buy us some alcahol?
MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: ah yeah mate deffo den we cn get in a fight wiv some goffs!
Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: yer bbe
MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: invite sme freak inta da convo am in da mood for fightin
Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: alright bbe
CHAVS ARE GAY! has been added to the conversation
MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: ight gay boy
CHAVS ARE GAY! says: I'm a girl you loser
Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: LMFAO she called u a loser! luk hus talkin!! ur a freak why you spell like that u av nofin betta to do.
CHAVS ARE GAY! says: Shut up at least I can speak proper English and have a higher IQ than your whole famliy put together, theres about 40 people in your family isnt there?
MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: OI SHUT IT IMA BRIK YOUR FUKIN FACE IN!
CHAVS ARE GAY! says: You dont even know where I live
CHAVS ARE GAY! has left the conversation
MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: lmao we so fukin showed her
Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: yer
MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: yer
Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: hmm lets go have under aged sex
MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: IGHT!

by rosesaysyourgay August 5, 2006

Chavs

A chav consists of a simple sum:~
hair scraped back, + tight trousers/dangerously short skirt/tracksuit + tight top, (if girl showing alot of clevage) + attitude problem + big gold earings/necklaces and rings (covering every finger so its almost impossible to pick anything up)= female chav

short blond or bleached blond spiky hair + attitude problem + limited voacb consisting of: 'safe', 'innit', 'ya startin?' and 'mint' + one ear pierced with a earing rather than a stud + a few gold rings + socks pulled over their trousers, of their trousers roled up (anything to be noticed) = male chav

Any other group of individuals is advised to stick in bigs numbers, as there is the 4 on 1 rule. a chav will not start unless there is four of them to anyone they're fighting. Just shows how pathetic they are.

by Pinky Mcpea January 9, 2004

chavistocrat

A posh person who acts/dresses like a chav.

Prince Harry is a chavistocrat.

by chavicus March 31, 2005

chavs

They are the scum of the earth...need i say more????

Filth hanging outside McDonalds in large groups attempting to look remotely intimidating.

by Kiwie August 30, 2005

chavs

A bunch of white kids who think they are hardcore gangsters from the ghettos and listen to "phat beats" such as Blazin' Squad and So Solid Crew, which they think is gangster music, when it is no more than pop music with annoying "raps" and "beats". They are usually popular at school and go around acting "propa hard" beating up and pushing around anyone that's not popular or a chav like them. They also like to call anyone that likes rock music a "goff" "mosha" or "grunga". Avoid these mindless fuckwits at any chance you can.

See wigger

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by Blahb May 3, 2005

chavs

Chavs (Chavies, Kegs, Charva, Ned, Mush, Scally etc) are the (unfortunatly) most common sub culture of modern day Britain. The chav or "Council house and violent" or "Council House Average Vermin" are vicious to any other sub culture (or a person that is of no sub culture at all) to an extreme extent. "Moshers, emos, grungers and greebs" are some of their more favourite targets. They resort to violence at the first sign of when they belive they are being threatened or when the simply do not understand something (basically....they are stupid beyond all reason). The only way to avoid a confrontation with a chav is to simply not start one, if you provoke "it", "it" will retaliate with extreme force (aka until ure "beefed"). Over all chavs are very dangerous and the only way to fully avoid, or keep the peace with them is to prevent contact completly or if u have the unfortunate experience of meeting a chav, be as simple (using as many small words as possible) and vaguely polite as you can.

"Wot?" "You startin' mush?!" "Innnniiiiiittt" "I iz well a chavvy chav gangsta'" "Chavs rule"

by Miss Edith November 3, 2006

Chava

Chava is the born-nickname given to people in Mexico whose real name is Salvador. This nickname was set on stone when you were named Salvador.

Chava es el apodo dado en Mexico a las personas cuyo nombre es Salvador o Salvadore

-Diminutive: Chavita

The nickname does not mean "GIRL" as in the word "Chava for girl. This nickname is not offensive nor it means anything at all.

Hi, my name is Salvador.

-Ahh how are you Chava, nice to meet you

Hi I am Salvador but everyone calls me Chava

Hola me llamo Salvador pero todos me llaman Chava

by Chava308 December 21, 2010