The latest in extreme sports, chavalingus involves seeking a chavette in order to muff dive on her, fully in the knowledge that you will catch multiple STI's.
"Jimmy, what the fuck is that on your lip?!"
"You wouldn't believe it, Pete and I were having some chavalingus with the local scum last night; I ended up with herpes and he ended up with gonorrhoea in his eye"
"You wouldn't believe it, Pete and I were having some chavalingus with the local scum last night; I ended up with herpes and he ended up with gonorrhoea in his eye"
by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007
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Teen mo fos are coming, run for da lives it's a chavalanche!
Teen mo fos are coming, run for da lives it's a chavalanche!
by User_87 December 14, 2014
Get the Chavalanche mug.The in depth study and analysis of thechav and its lifestyle. Although no official government funding has been put in to these studies, we are still trying:D
The following conclusions have been made about the chav from our individual studies:
1. They wear burberry. Duh
2. They regularly dine at McDonald's or if the money is rolling in, Burger King
3. Usually cheat the benefits system of welfare system e.g.: Keith Mooney
1. They wear burberry. Duh
2. They regularly dine at McDonald's or if the money is rolling in, Burger King
3. Usually cheat the benefits system of welfare system e.g.: Keith Mooney
by N-O-Double-G March 12, 2005
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Meant in the same context as a "flock" of birds.
Meant in the same context as a "flock" of birds.
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Get the Chavsalot mug.Like an avalanche it’s when a group of Chavs travel to one place at one time. Typically doing wheelies on their bikes on the path / sidewalk
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