charmin balls

The little rolled up bits of toilet paper left on a girl or guys ass after wiping.

She's so hot I'd eat her charmin balls.

Man I went down on her and found all these charmin balls!

by orlandodentguy June 7, 2011

Charming The Manaconda

The act of having sex with a male who has an abnormally large penis.

I hired a male stripper for my bachelorette party and ended up charming the manaconda.

by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

charmin

Something fun to squeeze. However, squeezing the charmin results in harassment from a certain Mr. Whipple.

Lady: It's so soft, so SQUEEZABLY soft!
Mr. Whipple: Please, don't squeeze the charmin!

by Charmin Squeezer June 17, 2004

prince charming syndrome

(noun)- when girls get so caught up in romatic movies, books and songs that they actually beleive that boys act like that in real life. after then get disappointed time after time it get mad at boys are turn bitter.when really serve turns into frog prince syndrome

Girl: Why don't you act like Noah from "The Notebook"?
Boy: Damn, cuz he aint real
Girl: :(
Boy: you got some prince charming syndrome.

by MissBossB August 19, 2009

charmin

a well shaped rear end

Julie: "Kevin's butt is pure charmin."

by K Joyce October 16, 2009

charming

utterly delightful in every aspect; of or consisting of charm; a word quite often thought of as being in reference to the past, but there it shall no longer stay.

kevin: what's the weather like outside?
lindsay: rather charming, really. we should go take pictures, or conquest.

by l in dai sy April 5, 2009

charmin touch

Anyone who has the knack for working on any project and making it turn out like crap.

Those strategic planners certainly have the Charmin Touch

by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005